Archive for the ‘F*&k Tha Police’ Category

The Ladies 2.0

November 16, 2007

So the future of the internet is all about generating your own content. Web 2.0, Blogging, Flickr, You Tube, MySpace, Facebook. All of these sites have created places for expressing yourself. Making stars out of the common people. Hey, I’m all for it. Otherwise we wouldn’t have Tila Tequila, right?

So Us Versus Them is buying into it too. We always show you the hottest ladies from the mainstream press, now we are gonna see what the deal is with the best of the regular chicks. Here’s the first and dammit she’s setting the bar high.


Here’s our girl on Halloween. And yes, I’m talking about the girl on the right, not the chick in the bad pajamas. Cute smile, silky smooth through the waist piece. She’s giving new meaning to the phrase “Fuck tha Police”.


Now I’ve got my masters in Assology and this is when I knew I was on to something. Do you see those legs? Those calves and thighs are setting up for greatness. I’ll give you a full breakdown of how to become a certified Assologist next week, but for now just know this. Whenever you see a leg thigh combo like this with the athletic body and slimmed out waist, get ready. Now I haven’t seen the tail piece yet, but I know this young lady will not disappoint. I mean my goodness. Apparently this chick is at an ivy league law school too. Dangerous combination.


Here’s our girl again rocking some kind of holiday shots. I don’t know why she’s rocking the sad face though, she’s packing a hook on her. I mean the stripes are just overkill at this point. Jesus. Lake is going to lose his damn mind. A white babe stacked up like a sister? Allison Stokke better watch her back. Seriously though, that is perfect. The profile never lies.

Here’s the money shot though:


Now I don’t know if this brother was lining her up for the camera so he would never forget this moment, but I for one appreciate it bruh. This chicks body is craaaaaazy. Draws? Doesn’t look like it. Thonged up at the very least. As Lake would say “It’s lovely and I love it”.

There’s gotta be more everyday Biels out there. Send ’em in, point us in the right direction and we’ll post them up on UvT. MySpace girls, You Tube videos, whatever. Send Brock what you got.


Cop Makes a Bust…of Deez Nuts In Ya Mouf!

October 17, 2007

Wow this is great. Cop Randy Moss (no relation…maybe?) was driving through Nashville, TN, when he makes a traffic stop on a car doing 92 in a 70. During the stop, he finds out the driver was drunk and had some illegal pills in the car…lucky for her she was also porn star Barbie Cummings. I don’t know if she identified herself, or if the cop recognized her:

Cop: “well gaaaaawl leee. If it ain’t my lucky day! Ain’t you that miss Barbie Cummings from all mah favorite video tapes?”


Nice Mohawk Randy. Honestly, what the hell is that?

Well it looks like she had some pills in her car and Mr. Moss offered up a solution. The good ol “You get off..if I get off.” Since she is a professional (who knew porn stars were on imdb?) and this was just one more random dizzle to twizzle, she agreed. Ms. Cummings seems to specialize in the interracial side of the business, so this was probably as easy as getting down a quick hors d’ouvres when she’s used to dealing with entire sides of beef (my bad Lake, but it’s true).


What the trooper didn’t know was that Miss Barbie also has a blog, and wrote about it. Yeah Randy, that isn’t the proper way to get ‘er done there buddy.

Actually, maybe it IS how you get ‘er done, because this cat taped it. Are you kidding me? This is crazy. Bad Cop News has all the links you could possibly want on the topic. I mean videos, still pictures, links to the blog and it is all NSFW. My goodness. I mean I didn’t go, but that’s what I hear. Um, that Barbie is putting in work too, she is well versed in her profession.  Was that a nose ring?  Is that the damn police radio in the background?!?!?  That is some BOLD sh*t right  there.  Here’s the worst part, after this story *ahem*, came out, a dozen other women came forth to say that Randy pulled the old “lick it or ticket”, just show me one t*tty, move on them too. Randy indeed!

Nice work officer!


Shocking Courtroom Action

September 15, 2007

This is the best piece of courtroom footage ever:

So let’s start at the beginning. The brother gets rolled in there all calm, but you know all he is thinking is “I’m got get this muuuhfu*ka today…closer…closer…GOT HIS AZZ!” Why is he in a wheelchair by the way? His legs clearly work juuuuust fine.

Anyway, the dude he kicks was his lawyer, I guess he wasn’t completely satisfied with the counsel he was receiving to date. He wanted to show his displeasure.

So the cops roll in to let the cat know who’s boss. It’s three on one, they’ve got guns, handcuffs, my man is already on the floor so everything is already under control, right? Well apparently not, the big fella who was pushing the wheelchair gets shook and whips out the taser…and without warning blasts my man.

BUT HE GETS THE OTHER COP TOO! Oh god, watch it again. When the other cop goes down the first one pulls his hand back like he touched something hot. Then he looks at the taser like it was messed up. Then when the other cop looks at him like WTF? He really tries to explain what went wrong. Good thing he didn’t grab his gun!

But it’s not over. They bring my man back strapped to the wheelchair with some sort of combo du-rag, Michael Jackson mask. The mask I get, after seeing the use of the donkey kick, he is probably a black belt biter too. Fine, but what is the light mesh beekeeper hood for? Are they worried about him shooting snot rockets on the guy?

You see the big fella with the bad taser aim got promptly demoted to “stand around” duty from “push the wheelchair” duty. That hurts.