Hey, I’m sure to people who actually follow Hong Kong gossip this is nothing new, but I just learned that my man, Edison Chen, slayed yet another actress/model, Maggie Q and then put it on film. Yes, ole Eddie has a sex tape out there with this bad American actress laying on her back catching the business.
Dude, this cat must be the meanest ladies man ever.
That’s right, put em in the scopes and knock ’em down Eddie. Look at this babe, she’s ridiculous and she aint shy neither:
And she’s in and out and agile with her flow (2nd Round Knock Out reference, don’t ask why these things pop into my head, but just know that when they do, I go listen to the entire joint) . I mean, she can really change up her look. Peep the blond version.
Now take it back to basics.
Those hot ass peppers are talking to a nilla. Damn, that’s pretty much flawless right there. Anyway, I don’t really think anybody can mess with my girl Sun from Lost, but this babe is knockin’ on the door like Hillary is doing Barack.
With all this talk about sex tapes out there, I figured that we should highlight the true king of the international players. His name is Edison Chen.
Talk about a playa from the Himalayas, not only did this cat slay like every single Hong Kong starlet, he got them all on camera giving him hizzead!! I mean, really hitting them off like it was some jerk jock from a small town High School football team, but these babes are among the best known chicks in all of Hong Kong entertainment and high society.
And in case you’re wondering, they aint ugly. Here’s movie star and singer Cecelia Cheung:
And here’s Cecelia Cheung Edison’s way (The other way – Marlo):
Incidentally, this babe is a DIME!!! Jeez. Here’s Actress Bobo Chan one way:
But young Edison hit it, flicked it and flipped it….the other way:
And just so you know, it’s not that there aren’t other pictures…oh there are NSFW ones of Bobo Chan right HERE, and HERE it’s just that among the 85 shots this cat has of Bobo, this is literally the ONLY ONE I felt comfortable posting on my blog. Pimp or Die, Edison, PIMP OR DIE!!!!
Then we have the lovely and I do mean lovely Ms. Gillian Chung, the singer, writer, actress triple threat who looks like dis:
Oh, that’s fierce baby, and dis:
But my man Eddy had her like dis:
And this:
Then she held a presser apologizing for all this mess where she looked like this:
Damn, even when she’s crying she looks good. I guess the Wu had it right after all.
I mean, the list goes on and on. Some babe named Vincy Chung, Rachel Ngan (by the way, why do they all have American sounding names?), Cathy Leung and some one named babe named Jolin. Oh I know what you’re thinking, “What about Candice Chan“.. Yes, he fucked her too…and he’s got it on film. Jeez, in fact, look, if you want all of this cat’s conquests, just go ahead and download the most recent compilation of all his NSFW pics Here. It’s literally a couple hundred shots of Hong Kong’s most sought after young starlets.
It’d be like if Lake errr Justin Timberlake, who probably has banged out and taped all kinds of hot Hollywood stars, came out with pictures of Britney, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel (stop me any time when I’ve mentioned a chick Justin hasn’t hit.. got dammit!), Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton (gotta drop a lo one in there), Kim Kardashian (Justin had to hit that, right?), Rihanna (sorry, Ri, but if you can’t dance, you can’t cut) and Megan Fox. You name her and Edison has hit, taken and picture and dimed her out to the entire world.
The only problem is that Edison actually did his job too well. See some wild computer technician jacked these pics from his PC when he took it in for maintenance (duh) and it had shots of high powered cat’s fiancee on there and influential business men’s daughters, too. Awwww, you mean there won’t be a happy ending? Ha.. damn, that was unintentional. Anyway, nah, Edison is now a marked man, hell, some wild Chinese mafia cat has placed $90,000 for anyone who can deliver one of Edison Chen’s hands to him.
Maaaaayne, I don’t mess with them Asian thugs. They got that extra look in their eye.. It’s that old school thug twankle of yore that I want no parts of.. Anyway, it seems that Edison wants no parts of it either. Homey went ahead and RETIRED because of this. Peep his rhetoric:
Damn, Edison sounds like a white boy from Exeter. I’m not saying I expected a hot voice over ala Bruce Lee, but he could have at least given me an accent to add to the drama. Oh I see, Edison is Canadian-Chinese, nice. Damn, Eddie, I know some more pics came out with you and some chick named Kira, but stay strong bro. Just look at it this way, you’ll go down in history as the biggest Asian pimp to ever run game. I mean, you had them all and now everybody knows it. Just keep your hands to yourself and you’ll live to pimp again.
Oh and by the way, I’ve taken the liberty of attaching this NSFW video with some of Edison’s work. DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU ARE AT WORK. It starts off slow and takes some time to load, but it picks up later and gets very aggressive toward the middle and end. Enjoy.
Us Versus Them 
