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Cop Makes a Bust…of Deez Nuts In Ya Mouf!

October 17, 2007

Wow this is great. Cop Randy Moss (no relation…maybe?) was driving through Nashville, TN, when he makes a traffic stop on a car doing 92 in a 70. During the stop, he finds out the driver was drunk and had some illegal pills in the car…lucky for her she was also porn star Barbie Cummings. I don’t know if she identified herself, or if the cop recognized her:

Cop: “well gaaaaawl leee. If it ain’t my lucky day! Ain’t you that miss Barbie Cummings from all mah favorite video tapes?”


Nice Mohawk Randy. Honestly, what the hell is that?

Well it looks like she had some pills in her car and Mr. Moss offered up a solution. The good ol “You get off..if I get off.” Since she is a professional (who knew porn stars were on imdb?) and this was just one more random dizzle to twizzle, she agreed. Ms. Cummings seems to specialize in the interracial side of the business, so this was probably as easy as getting down a quick hors d’ouvres when she’s used to dealing with entire sides of beef (my bad Lake, but it’s true).


What the trooper didn’t know was that Miss Barbie also has a blog, and wrote about it. Yeah Randy, that isn’t the proper way to get ‘er done there buddy.

Actually, maybe it IS how you get ‘er done, because this cat taped it. Are you kidding me? This is crazy. Bad Cop News has all the links you could possibly want on the topic. I mean videos, still pictures, links to the blog and it is all NSFW. My goodness. I mean I didn’t go, but that’s what I hear. Um, that Barbie is putting in work too, she is well versed in her profession.  Was that a nose ring?  Is that the damn police radio in the background?!?!?  That is some BOLD sh*t right  there.  Here’s the worst part, after this story *ahem*, came out, a dozen other women came forth to say that Randy pulled the old “lick it or ticket”, just show me one t*tty, move on them too. Randy indeed!

Nice work officer!