Hard to Ignore: Adriana Lima

I honestly do my best to not just post pictures of chicks up on the site without nary a context or relevance to other news. But I can’t even lie, I’ve been eying this Adriana Lima babe and this shit is just getting out of control. She must be recognized.

Yikes and while I’m no fan of so called “sexiness” independent of plain old good looks, this babe is pretty damn sexy.

My God. Seriously, the eyes, those lips… I mean, even the bra looks like it’s copping a feel. My goodness. This chick is almost too damn fine.

So so right. I mean, NOTHING is wrong here. All is good with the world as I type up this post. They need to send her over to Palestine. No way she doesn’t achieve peace. Oh they won’t listen, just wait until you peep her Not Safe For Work game.

(Click on these pics for their NSFW counterparts)

Anyway, I could be ultra negative and talk about the shaky breast to breast comps I’ve seen in these pics. I can ask, “will the real Adriana J game come out to play,” but I won’t do that.

Nah, I’m going to ask the question that any fair-minded, red-blooded mug-fucka would ask:

“If a babe is this fine…..this bad and is a VIRGIN, with that body, then why the fizzuck is she engaged to a bullshit cat we’ve never heard of who allegedly plays for the Minnesota Timberwolves?”

Say what? YES!! Somehow, someway, this babe is dating Marko Jaric aka Euro Player Z (meaning of all the bullshit Euro cats in the NBA, he’s about the worst of the bunch who still has a job). I mean, WTF? What, Pau Gasol was taken? She couldn’t dig Sasha Vujacic out of the concrete he’s apparently still in after Ray Allen teleported by him en route to a victor in Game 4? Why, Andrei Kirilienko’s wife wasn’t giving out hall passes for Supermodels this week? I mean, I aint from the West Coast but this cat seems to epitomize a Mark Ass Buster! I mean, these dude looks like the fugly version of my favorite Bachelor of all times (you know the dude who dissed BOTH of the last two babes), Brad Womack.

I mean, look at that cat’s mug. Dude looks more like a boxer than a ball player. Jeez. And need I remind you, his lady posses and looks like this!!!!

This world aint fair.

– Lake

Adriana Lima: It’s Lima Time!

Adriana Lima is a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model and always on everyone’s hot list. Now we like a special kind of woman here at Us Versus Them, so let’s see how she holds up.

Ok, she’s a pretty girl. Brazil generally gives you what you want. This is your basic chick with a little extra exotic flavor. Fair enough. You know UvT likes that A more than that T, so let’s see what else we can find.

We’ve got a slight turn here. Now I’ve got my masters in assology and I know good and well where this is going right now. Those hips and thighs aren’t even setting up right. She is silky smooth like Lake likes ’em though. Let’s move on.

Now see…I told you. She’s up in here packing the Spongebob Squarebutt. That is confirmed negative arse right there. The cameraman isn’t helping her at all either by cutting off her buttcheeks at the bottom.  They just look like they might keep travelling down her legs with no crease at all.  There might also be some bad photoshop action in there making that line too straight.  She’s a cute girl though. I’ll give her another shot.

Okay, at least she knows how to work with what she’s got. She tries to prop it up with her stance, but she’s not tricking old Brock. A for effort on the back arch though.

So why do people love this chick so much?

Oh damn…That is a picture of pure sexy right there. It’s in the eyes, not in the thighs.  By the way, does the nipple make it porn or art?

Oh yeah, and just to prove I’m not blind, there is also this…

She’s got some heathly lungs on her.

Welcome Adriana, you’re one of Us now.

-Brock