Debra Lafave hit the courts again yesterday for hugging a young girl in violation of her probation. You remember Debra Lafave don’t you?
Of course you do. She was the teacher that had sex with a 14 year old boy. That’s a crime here in America, if you talk about doing what Miss LaFave did on the internet, then are dumb enough to go try to actually go see one of these minors in real life, you get to meet this dude:
Then this happens:
And they take you to jail. But when you ride a motorcycle like this:
and you make puppy dog eyes in court like this:
You know what Lafave gets? she was given a pinch on the cheek, a pat on the back, and asked politely not to do it again. Good to know that even when she gets a slap on the wrist the first time, that she still doesn’t get any time when she violates her probation. The legal system looks at this chick and thinks that they wish they could’ve had a shot at her when they were 14.
I was going to call this post “Debra LaFave gets off!”, but technically she didn’t this time.