It’s Official: Angela Simmons Has Stepped Her Game Up

Some of us thought it was a fluke or maybe a nice camera angle.  Maybe, but Angela Simmons has DEFINITELY stepped that game up in the last few months.

Dude, a personal trainer can do wonders for the look on a girl.  The babe is just on point.  You gotta appreciate it.

And that angle two was no exception!  In fact, her pretty girl sister, Whatcha Name Simmons, is suddenly looking a little irrelevant.  Girl, if you want to be an actress, icon, something, you best change your game up.  Go blond, go red, date a YT named Laker errrr in the Rock Industry or at very least show us some more skin, side angles, something!

Ahhhh, I love the “look at my ass” lean back pose.  It shows me that Ms. A. Simmons is in tune with what the people want and expect from her.  And from the looks of it, maybe that previous picture wasn’t a fluke after all.

Yes indeedy.  And it’s all due to the work of one man.  Bow Wow.

He may be compared to the size of hand guns and get clowned for throwing up gang signs, but I like the dude.  He keeps a bad babe around him and isn’t that really what it’s all about?

– Lake

————UPDATE————–

I have to admit.  I’ve been firmly planted in the Vanessa Simmons camp until now.  OK, I’m still in the Vanessa camp, but Angela is finally making it look like the two of them are from the same gene pool.  She’s stepping her game up.  I agree with Kanye on that Put On track.  I need just at least one of Russell’s nieces too.

Angela Simmons: Where’d She Get That Ass?

So I’m bumping around the web (do people still call it ‘the web’?) and I run into this picture of Angela Simmons, from Run’s House fame, with an extra accessory that I never saw her with before:

Say whuuud?  Are yall catching that?  First off, it looks like she’s lost about 20 or so pounds, which is typical chicks who go out to LA.

She does look good, too.  Skinny works for her.

But any dude with any sort of chick acumen understands that lots of babes are hiding fabulous frames under extra lovin’.  But see, I just can’t go there with this one.  First off, previous pictures don’t reveal a promising bone structure that would produce an upgrade via downgrade.

Uh, no. I don’t see much there.  I spoke to Brock about it earlier and I basically chalked it up to a lucky shot in that first purple dress side shot, which may or may not have been aided by excessive arse clinch (kinda like when they don’t count the world records in track and field due to too much wind).  The one factor that makes me really wonder if there might be some hidden thunder there?  Bow wow.  Dasrite.  It just seems to me that Bow Wow stays with decent babes.  He had Ciara, Dolicia Bryant and yes, Angela Simmons!

I don’t know, something about dude makes me wonder if she might have a lil something extra.  After all, don’t forget that Andre 3000 was up on that Badu before anyone knew she had what she had.

Nice effort from Angela though.

I know, I know.

– Lake

Ladies roundup: Good girls, bad girls

A few of you have emailed me about Rihanna and her alleged sexual relationship with Transformers star, Shia LeBeouf.

Well, my first statement is that if she was going to go YT, she should have gotten with the baddest white dude of all times….no not Justin Timberlake, ME, Lakey the Don!!! Anyway and let me just say that I’ve always thought Rihanna was with white dudes. Just look and I’ve said this before, SHE CAN’T DANCE. That certainly is some white folks stuff. Whatev, do what you want to do is all I can say. If you want to enjoy a Hollywood lifestyle, you gotta sample the Hollywood white man. “You go gurl” ahnt.

The next order of business is Ciara. Hey, I’ve always thought she was fine, but I usually end up looking more at her background dancers than her. Unlike Rihanna, Ci Ci can shake a leg (and a tail), but something about her just never really clicked for me. I don’t know, maybe it was the Lil Bow Wow affiliation. Well, anyway, those reservations ended when I saw this picture the ‘nother day.

Wow, very impressive. Particularly in her “lower register”.. I can’t lie, seeing this pic forced me to look a bit closer at the rest of her.

Oh yes, that wig piece is looking just about right. Hey, I’m a hair dude and enjoy some purty hair. I realize that it’s unrealistic for celebrities and entertainers to go without weave, but I still appreciate that her hair looks good. I’m feeling this. One more…

Oh damn, Ciara and Eve… hmm, Eve looks pretty good next to Ci Ci, looking all legit and dignified. I gotta hand it to Eve, she’s really cleaned herself up and is a far cry from some of her thug chicken female rapper counterparts like Remy Ma and Foxy Brown. Not only that, but Eve was a stripper back in the day and thus, has the sex tape (which I’m told you can see right HERE) and the lesbian shots on stage (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) to prove it.

Finally we come to the good girls (or so we think), Vanessa and Angela Simmons from Run’s House fame. Ok, I like these girls, but I have a few questions and comments. Question, is Vanessa always going to use that exact same pose, with that exact same face for the rest of her modeling/acting and probably one day singing/rapping career? Dear, you’re a beautiful girl and seemingly cool… I enjoy the show. Expand your game though. And Angela. Again, cool girl and I love her, but that belly simply aint looking right in this pic and if that’s your real haircut, I’ll reverse myself from above and state that you should go out not now, but RIGHT NOW,get a weave and put it into action!!!

Finally and I won’t spend too much of my time on this, but I’ll just say, I don’t know exactly what Bill Clinton is looking at in this picture, but I’m fairly certain that Jesse Jackson is getting that oh so perfect, sittin on high, lookin down lo, side view angle on Oprah’s tailpiece.

I mean, any dude with  a modicum of appreciation for the female anatomy, especially the backside, understands what Jesse is doing right there and yes, it’s hilarious!!!

– Lake