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Lauryn officially hits rock(s) bottom as Pras credibly disses her

August 23, 2007

Remember when a comparison like this, Lauryn Hill v. Jessica Simpson, was laughable in the other direction? Sheeyut.

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Well, times, they is a’changin my friends. This is nothing new, but on the rizzeal, can you think of anything in the world that says you’ve hit the absolute bottom of the trash heap like when Pras (from the Fugees), the biggest no talent EVER (and yes, that includes Mr. Dalvin from Jodeci, Woody from Dru Hill, the black guy from Color Me Badd, New York from Flavor of Love/I Love New York fame, WilyKit, WilyKat (Thundercats hoes) and Dylan from Making the Band 2) says that you’re all washed up and proclaims that he, and again, we’re talking about Pras, wouldn’t work with you?

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Well welcome to the F’d up worl of L-Boogie aka Lauryn Hill. One of the best talents of my lifetime has been reduced to a punchline and Pras went ahead and got his in today:

“Before I work with Lauryn Hill again, you will have a better chance of seeing Osama Bin Laden and Bush in Starbucks having a latte, discussing foreign policies, before there will be a Fugees reunion. At this point I really think it will take an act of God to change her, because she is that far out there.”

Pras, it already took an act of God to allow you to even breath the same creative air as Lauryn Hill, I think the Almighty has given you enough, right (let’s not forget, he also gave you Ghetto Superstar, which truly was just the hook and fine Mya, not you)? Damn, Damn, Damn….. Sad man, I still blame Wyclef..

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(one of our loyal readers, Rosy F, says it’s not Clef.. sorry gurl, I know you’re both Capricorns and that actually means something to you, but it was him.”…no headless chicken!!!”)

Everybody knows Lauryn lost all her damn sense well before Rohan got a hold of her. Sure, Rohan is the one who put her over the edge, but ‘Clef basically whooped on her for 12 rounds and then allowed Ro’ to come in a knock her off, literally, once he was done with her. Damn you ‘Clef why’d you have to go ruin one our great prodigies? Pissed off man, though it was cool kicking it with you in Vegas that one time, so I guess we’re all square.

– Lake

PS- Pras’ verse on Wyclef’s solid hit “We Tryin’ to Stay Alive” might have been the worst in the history of hip hop, including all of gangsta rap, krunk and reggaeton, yes.. it was THAT BAD!!!!

(prizewell (dirtycash))
Yo yo
You can tell by the way I roll shorty that Im a ladies man
A business man
Condos down the shore
Multi million pension plans
But it aint in my plan to make move without the fam
I keep it intact
You clef do the track
John play da mack while I pay the tax
Business as usuall
Watchin suspects
Steal my assetts
Get cut with gillettes
We built this concept
Connect like nynex
Drinks at the bar
My american express