Archive for the ‘Superhead’ Category

Some Pictures Don’t Require Words

August 6, 2008

But when have you known me to stay quiet?

And yeah, I know I’m late and this picture IS fairly creepy, but Kim K. is Ray Jay/Reggie Bush tested and UvT approved, so she’ll always get positive press on this blog.

Oh yeah, Kimmy K is an attractive Armenian-American…with pretty teeth.

– Lake

——–UPDATE——-

This would be way more intriguing if we could just imagine Kim Kardashian was good in bed and gave good head.  Unfortunately (fortunately?) we know both aren’t true.  I mean, I’ve heard both aren’t true.

-Brock

Cancel the UvT Summer Party…

July 18, 2008

Because we just relocated it to Greece.

I haven’t looked up American law on this topic, but nine British women and twelve men in Athens, Greece were just arrested for participating in an oral sex competition.

I know Shaq.  That’s what I said.

Where do I start?  Okay, let’s start with the fact that when I say nine women and twelve men were arrested for participating in this contest I don’t mean it was men versus women, I mean the women were in the contest, and the men were…how do you say…judging the contest.

Sorry Spitzer, no celebrity judges allowed.

Here’s my question.  How do you win this contest?  Enthusiasm?  Technique?  First to the finish line?  First to finish line doesn’t seem fair…that depends on the dude as much as the work the ‘contestant’ is putting in.  I think a combination of enthusiasm and technique is the only way to go.  But that is subjective so that means the ladies have to rotate to make sure every judge can make an accurate assessment.  That must have been how it was supposed to go down considering there were 12 guys and only 9 women.  That means the ladies came into the competition knowing they were going to be giving lots of head.

So the ladies got arrested for prostitution.  Which means they have been accused of getting paid for sex.  How exactly did this contest work?  I’m assuming there was no participation prize here, so technically only the winner was a prostitute, right?  She’s the only one who got paid.  It’s just like high school, everyone calls the girl who gives the best head a ho.

To me this isn’t prostitution, it’s more like gambling, a sporting contest.  You could take action from the sidelines.  In fact it would be a hell of a spectator sport.  Or has Superhead already won this competition in order to earn her moniker?

I say you have to earn it.

Hey, I hereby nominate the guys who organized this competition for the UvT awards…as soon as we have some.  Unless these chicks were professional porn stars, they had nine (relatively) regular chicks signing up for a head competition.  I mean girls gone wild gets loose, but this is a whole ‘notha level.

-Brock

New Kind of “Flavor” of Love: Buckeey Sex Tape

May 28, 2008

Wow, new evidence that the Sex Tape Gods are good.

Remember a few weeks ago when I asked for the gods to bring me a new sex tape? Then remember how I professed my guilty admiration for Shay “Buckeey” Johnson, not once, but twice? Sure you do.

Well, once I came back from my crawfish extravaganza over Memorial Day Weekend I woke up to glorious tales of Buckeey Sex Tapes. I did a quick search and *bang* there it was! And oh yes, IT WAS the Buck-meister herself, showing some skills that certainly can pay her billz. And even better, the dirty deeds all went down to some hilarious and appropriate “Jaws” inspired music. I mean, on the rizzeal, peep that NSFW video right HERE or check out the far less inspiring but completely NSFW still shots right here.

Daaaamn. Can I ask, what’s up with women and that “I just got F’d” look yall get. I mean, if I showed you the above pic and you were mildly familiar with getting some arse, you’d know for certain that someone was just getting deep on this broad. Anyway, I appreciate the effort Shay put into this venture, in fact, I think she should quite whatever career she now proclaims to have and just concentrate on big belly dude sex tapes. And don’t get me wrong, I know mostchicks can handle their basic biz in the bedroom, but it’s just nice to get some confirmation that they definitely can (or in Kim Kardashian’s case, can’t) too. I also appreciated the full on post mic check and back-shot “press conference” where she hooked up the completely gratuitous: “Yes, he just nutted all over me” commentary.

Damn, the blog readers may want to rethink their position on chicken headz, baby mamas, video hoes and gold diggers. Now I see why cats kick it with these broads. I mean, that was like watching Miss New Booty, only better.

Now I’ll need to ax the sex tape gods for that Flavor of Love 3 chick “Black’s” sex tape.

Wow, do yall see that hook on picture two? Jeez, she’s got some thangs going on! I mean, baby girl has a body that won’t quit and anyone that dated TO is alright with me as long as she’s a woman (am I the only one who thinks TO might be a bit suspect?).

Also, I mean, come on. A white girl named “Black;” it just doesn’t get any better than that. Sex Tape Gods, I beseech you, bring me more video and reality hizzies unto me: ooooooooohhhhmmmmm…..

– Lake

————UPDATE——————-

Damn Lake. I thought you never watched. All the previous joints were tapes “you heard about from a guy, to said he might have seen it, and said that if you click here you might be able to go see what I’m talking about.” But I guess Buckeey brought you straight to the raw uncut, huh? Hey, I understand. Aside from Hoopz and the new Ms. Black she’s definitely one of the baddest Flavor of Love chicks out there.

Now wasn’t there a rumor that UvT favorite Andre 3000 was hitting that back in the day? I’m sure he knew nothing about this tape. Andre, did you hit it?

You damn right he hit it…and he’d do it again. Don’t let the gear and interpretational singing fool you. Andre is still straight ATL when he needs to be. The best thing about this tape? All the other tapes are always some dumb shit the chick did years ago before they knew they were going to blow up, or from when “they were in love”…this joint looks like it could have been recorded last week. Great.

-Brock

Sex Tape and the City

March 18, 2008

UPDATE:  Check out what Kristin’s camp has to say about the alleged sex tape and get the link for the new pictures right HERE.

Anyone who watched “Sex and The City” knows that at times, Charlotte was pretty much a hizzoe.

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She’s working that dress though.

Remember during the first episode when she was propositioned about whether she’d give up the back door with her only reasonable objection coming in the form of “I’m not a hole, what is this, I went to Smith!”…. Exactly. Smith indeed, which is why ole boy was trying to go back door because he knows how wild those all girls school chicks can be (Wellesley, we see ya)! What about the time she was that terrible rock star’s groupie? I think he hit in the limo or something, right?

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Damn, I guess Kristin Davis isn’t Charlotte, because C would have never given up the see-through J with the spread leg to boot. Wow, I really liked that more than I thought I would.

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Anyway, Charlotte was the most prim and proper babe within the crew, but on the low, she was also the biggest freak. Who could forget, after all, that true-to-life and painted to scale cavernous vagina artwork ole boy hooked up in honor of her. Anyway, Kristin Davis always said that she was much wilder and free-spirited than Charlotte. Well, clearly she wasn’t lying because just in time for the pub surrounding the Sex and The City Movie is the pub around this Kristin Davis aka Charlotte York sex tape! And from the looks of if, Schooner (also known as the world’s worst phallic symbol) isn’t even bothering to worry about Rebecca (shouts to Be On It). Check out this alleged screen cap from the tape that’s supposedly being shopped around right now:

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Daaaaayum homey. And yes, you’re seeing precisely what you think you’re seeing. And if you want to get real deal uncensored, NSFW joint, you know Lake n Bake has it. Aint peeped it myself of course, don’t recommend you do, but it’s right HERE in case you feel like you just gotta get that real deal peep for yourself. And supposedly there are more screencaps coming right HERE.

I know, I know, it’s not Kristin, just a babe who looks EXACTLY like her. Hey, in my estimation, at least 50% of these Hollywood stars have a sex tape out there somewhere, why not Charlotte?

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Damn, didn’t know Ms. McDougal could bring it like that. Now see, this is a perfect example of why women don’t need to upgrade that J into a higher cup. Just work what you got and everything will blend in perfectly. Kristin looks great by the way and Trey couldn’t hit…terrible.

Besides, on account that she was by far the most hittable chick within the group, I choose to believe this tape is authentic until I learn otherwise. I can only assume that the hottness disparity is even more stark now that the Golden Girls have been on the shelf for a clean 5 or so years. Let’s face it, they were getting a bit long in the tooth even back when…

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I know, I know, what kind of man watches Sex and The City, but talks tough on all these other topics? I’ll tell you who, the kind of dude who has range and thus, has consistently been able to target and slay assorted tail since cats referred to it as “hittin skins” back in the days of yore…that’s who.

– Lake

‘Tastefully done’ pics of Kim Kardashian’s naked arse in Playboy

October 28, 2007

“Well, the entire shoot was tastefully done and I had complete artistic control… and the photographer, Buck Naked, went out of his way to make me feel comfortable. It was great to work with those guys. I’m really proud of the shots”.

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Isn’t that always what they say in those interviews when they’re promoting the smut shots? You know, they’re sitting on the couch with Tyra or Ellen, in some conservative suit, looking like they’re about to run for President of the PTA or something. It’s so hilarious. Just admit it, you laid down for a skin rag. Nobody really cares. Embrace it, this guy has.

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(For real doe, if Hef aint the smoothest cat ever, tell me who is)

What’s hilarious about all this is that the message coming out of those skin rag shoots is always so consistent. Here’s a not completely unsafe for work shot.

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Hef must give these chicks a post flesh handbook titled “I just laid down for a skin rag: how to minimize my hoe status.” Anyway, these pics aren’t UvT quality, but the breast-tah-sis and ass depicted in it is, so there you have it…And here are the rest of the naked ass pictures of Kim Kardashian’s boobs, titties, ass, tailpiece, breasts, badonkadonk (for all you cornball soccer moms)….oh I got one, money-maker <—– nothing more true has ever been uttered on this site. She disappointed me with the way she took it from Ray J, not that I saw it, but from what I heard, her show is generally terrible and without passion or interest, but she did rock a decent mic check and the arse and ‘boobs’ (for my YT brethren) don’t lie. Here are the NSFW pics. Enjoy. We’ll post up better ones when we get a chance.

– Lake

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila roundup, episode 2

October 24, 2007

UPDATE: Read our A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila Episode 4 round up HERE.

Ok, so I tuned into my favorite show right, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila..

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Tila is just so much better at this thing than New York’s terrible ass.. Anyway, I turn the show on and I’m immediately put off by what I see. They play spin the bottle and every time the bottle lands on a dude, they are immediately directed to do something gay. Now, I know men typically cow tow to women on these shows, I mean, that’s what these guys are there for, but when you add in the lesbian or bisexual flow, it just changes the game all around. See, these babes are all lesbians, so it’s cool for them to pull some ole, “go stimulate Denise” over a friendly game of spin the bottle, but that aint cool when it’s a room half full of dudes and half full of hot chicks that don’t (allegedly) want to do sh*t with you.

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Then they ask the guys to put on a chick’s panties,

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perform ahem oral sex on the bottle (he did it) and go and kiss some hairy rat bastard on the lips…pardon me, but that’s not entertaining. That’s bad tv. Fix this problem. Nobody wants to see that shit.

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What we want is that chick who lied and is really also into guys and the show shall giveth. Enters Rebecca.

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Indeed, the hot chick Rebecca who got some burn in my last entry for her crazy body, smooth flow and ability to get Tila’s juices flowing showed that her game was a lil too tight. Chick went ahead and cheated on Tila with not one, but two people. Moreover, she was supposedly fucking a dude (nice) and kissing up on a chick (love it)…

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That’s great tv right? The only problem was that Rebecca’s antics got her canned at the end of the show… “Rebecca, your shot at love is over” awww dammit. You get rid of one of the hottest babes on the show with the best body because of ho activities? What’s wrong with America today? We want those chicks who cheat on Tila, get caught and then lie about it. If that’s not encouraged on a show like this, then what’s the damn point?

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(Oh yeah, that’s right. Several women who look hot in bikinis and Tila)

Again, Viacom is missing the point and not giving the people what they want. Too much legitimacy, not enough hoes and general wildness. Don’t make me give yall the Keeping up with the Kardashians treatment…. Well, with a babe like this who kisses up on babes and dudes every show, that will never happen…

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Te Amo Tila…

In short, let’s stay high on drama and wild foolishness and low on principles, values and good moral fiber. I don’t come to you for that. Here’s an idea for next week’s show: Tila has a threesome with a guy and girl that went too far with the girl or guy liking it a little too much, such that Tila has to cut them off.. Genius right? That kind of innovative thinking and foresight is what I expect for you guys next weekend. Get it right, get it tight. This is what the people want. And don’t forget, it’s not too late to do my show titled, Lake of Love….perfect.

And yes, those nude videos and pictures of Tila just never stop coming, NSFW.

– Late night Lake (edits will have to come later)

Cop Makes a Bust…of Deez Nuts In Ya Mouf!

October 17, 2007

Wow this is great. Cop Randy Moss (no relation…maybe?) was driving through Nashville, TN, when he makes a traffic stop on a car doing 92 in a 70. During the stop, he finds out the driver was drunk and had some illegal pills in the car…lucky for her she was also porn star Barbie Cummings. I don’t know if she identified herself, or if the cop recognized her:

Cop: “well gaaaaawl leee. If it ain’t my lucky day! Ain’t you that miss Barbie Cummings from all mah favorite video tapes?”

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Nice Mohawk Randy. Honestly, what the hell is that?

Well it looks like she had some pills in her car and Mr. Moss offered up a solution. The good ol “You get off..if I get off.” Since she is a professional (who knew porn stars were on imdb?) and this was just one more random dizzle to twizzle, she agreed. Ms. Cummings seems to specialize in the interracial side of the business, so this was probably as easy as getting down a quick hors d’ouvres when she’s used to dealing with entire sides of beef (my bad Lake, but it’s true).

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What the trooper didn’t know was that Miss Barbie also has a blog, and wrote about it. Yeah Randy, that isn’t the proper way to get ‘er done there buddy.

Actually, maybe it IS how you get ‘er done, because this cat taped it. Are you kidding me? This is crazy. Bad Cop News has all the links you could possibly want on the topic. I mean videos, still pictures, links to the blog and it is all NSFW. My goodness. I mean I didn’t go, but that’s what I hear. Um, that Barbie is putting in work too, she is well versed in her profession.  Was that a nose ring?  Is that the damn police radio in the background?!?!?  That is some BOLD sh*t right  there.  Here’s the worst part, after this story *ahem*, came out, a dozen other women came forth to say that Randy pulled the old “lick it or ticket”, just show me one t*tty, move on them too. Randy indeed!

Nice work officer!

-Brock

Superhead gets worked! Damn Homey…

August 11, 2007

Listen, this is something I NEVER do, ie. openly pub another blog.. But this is so ill, so foul, so damn tough, that I just had to give it a shout to our readers. Not sure if any of you go to bossip, though I’m sure some of you do, but I guess they have a “feud” with Superhead, Karrine Steffans, and just hit her with a screen cap of that porno she did with Mr. Marcus back in the day… I’m not even going to post the pic, but let’s just say that when she is all made up looking decent, she looks like this:

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And when bossip is diggin in her ass, she looks like diss:

Let me tell you. That pic and those words? I mean, it’s ill. I just found myself starring at the pic in utter disbelief, the words from the post haunting me. If I’m not mistaken, the bossip site is run by some basic chicks. Who knew they could get so raw, so ill, so gangsta. Honestly, that’s a cyber drive-by, kinda reminds me of that Chappelle show episode where Wayne Brady rolls up and just sprays everyone.

“We’re bossip b*tch!!!”

Bottom line, Karrine needs to understand three things that should make her chill the f*ck out and stop talking shat:

1. You really are just a ho, never forget that (and that’s not a diss, I love hoes, truly).

2. You really did do porn with “Mr. Marcus” and because of it your nickname is “SUPERHEAD”, not something you put on that grad school application.

3. You dated and had the child of Cool G Rap, if that doesn’t prove that you’re a scandalous groupie, then what else would?

(Oh yeah, there’s shat like that. I can’t lie though, it’s pretty clear why everyone and their brother has hit this. She does have that ho appeal on lock)

Karrine, listen, no matter how many Larry King interviews you do or how many times you go on Oprah (can ANYONE believe O had this chick on her show? WTF!!!!!!?????) or how many pictures you take with my man Bill Maher, you are what you are baby gurl…

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A scandalous groupie hizzo. So work your head game, F*ck your celebs, go to your local clinics, and then write your books so you can get paid, but chill out and stay in your lane.

“I know it’s white, but here comes the hot sauce” – Suck it or Not, Cam’ron feat. Weazy

-Lake

What’s wrong with this picture?

August 3, 2007

Ok, aside from the conk in Farrakhan’s hair….

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Hmmm, Superhead and Farrakhan, just liker peas and carrots..

This reminds me of a funny sketch from classic show In Living Colour, “The Wrath of Farrakhan”

It’s nice to know that my main man Bill Maher is still receiving ahem services from this chick. Now we know why Louis has that funny little smile on his face as well. Anyway, her new “book” is about to come out where she allegedly outs the sexual (in)abilities of 50, Juelz Santana (ya dig?), Usher and Young Buck (Young Buck?!) Crazy.