Assymetically thick yes, but is it all hers?

When I first saw the Asymmetrically thick Angel Lola Luv, I just figured it was a Coco T special. And in all fairness, we’ll give you one “airbrush free”:

And one, “airbrush please”:

Wow. Dude, looking at this, it just makes me want to shut the post down right here. I mean, are you serious? Still I must push on.

I mean, who among us doesn’t 1. Know that’s Coco’s boobs are fake –

and 2. Think that ass is fake –

Alright, that’s fine. Call it cultural bias, but I always just assumed that Lola Luv’s ass was so crazy that it just had to be real. I mean, even if you could build that ass, you probably wouldn’t. You wouldn’t go with that low hanger, you’d raise it up a little, right? I mean, you can’t complain as a dude, but if you had to build it from scratch, I think most people would set it a bit higher while maintaining the thunder, punch and overall mass.

But what about those breast-tah-sises? I mean, I just figure when you’re killing it to the south, you just give the north a free pass. I’ll be honest, I figure whatever you have it’s better than the silicone enhancements, but once you’re into entertainment, all bets are off. Like I’m quite sure Melyssa Ford is not all natural.

I saw her in person and it looked like two torpedoes were coming for me (not that I was complaining or anything).

Anyway, I’m getting way off track. The point of all this is that I was bumping around the internet today, just doing what I do, and I saw this video of ole girl doing her photo shoot for XXL Mag. Now maybe it’s just me, but I’m beginning to believe that this chick Lola Luv is completely au natural. Judge for yourselves.
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Dude, wasn’t that wild? Did you see the way everything just laid in there? I really think the chick is all natural. It’s all hers. Next thing you’ll tell me that wig piece is hers too. I know, I know, she’s got Ethiopian in her… believe me, I already know the arguments for it being her real hair. Only, almost nobody rolls weave free these days. I mean, Beyonce rocks a new weave every single day! Which I hate by the way. Out.

– Lake

Halloween Hangover

Superthick chick Melyssa Ford had her Halloween/Birthday party on Halloween night and here are pics from the party.  Let’s see what the D-List was wearing.

Melyssa went as a member of the Camel Toe Racing team.  Nice.

Golden Brooks is trying to let the Dancing With the Stars Has Beens people know that she is available for next season.

I don’t know who this chick is, but Hocahontas will always be welcome at UvT.  She just wanted everyone to know that she has that Indian Hair.  ha!

Once again evidence that Halloween is just an excuse to get as naked as possible.  Is that giraffe?

I fight broke out and someone had to call the Holice.

Now this is a disappointment.  Mya usually delivers, but this is a lackluster effort from her.  She was about to get a profile as one of the UvT faves based on the strength of her King Magazine appearances alone.  Let’s try another angle.

Oh damn, that’s worse.  Yeesh.  She’s gonna have to take a lap on this one before she gets front page status here.  Get your game tight.  Try to capture the magic of a few years ago when you put on this show.

Booty clutched tight like Britney on that one.

The legendary thighs…  Now when I said take a lap I didn’t mean a lap dance, but I’ll take it.

Anyway, there ware some dudes at the party too.  Let’s not leave them out.  I think this guy should win costume of the night.  This cat dressed up as Rog from “What’s Happening?”.

Man, he looks just like him.  Ha!

This guy had an interesting costume:

He went as a dude who just played himself for the rest of his life.

Seriously.

-Brock