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Internet Sensation: 2 Girls 1 Cup

November 10, 2007

I guess I’m a little late to this twisted party, but this…uhhhhh…shit, is craaaaazy. So here’s the deal. You absolutely should not go to the website, found here. Seriously, don’t go. DEFINITELY DO NOT GO AT WORK, don’t go on your momma’s computer. Don’t go if your girlfriend is sitting next to you on the couch. Don’t go if you love Jesus. Don’t go if you are eating. Don’t go if you are planning on eating any time in the next few hours. Don’t go if you have a photographic memory. Are we clear? OK, if you gotta go, I’ll let you know when to go. At least you will know what you are getting into.

Yeah, you wish this was the real 2 girls 1 cup.

So 2 girls 1 cup is literally the most disgusting thing on the internet. I mean the description is disgusting. In fact, I won’t even describe it. Just watch this: a video of someone watching it for the first time.

Now see, you know it is terrible right? In fact, there is an entire underground section of youtube devoted to cats watching this for the first time. Need to know more? Try this:

Can you figure out what’s going on? Fine, this dude does a running commentary:

A little disturbing that this dude smiles and laughs through the whole thing when everyone else could barely watch it. Nice hair buddy.

Fine so now you have an idea of what goes on in the video. If you want to go see it, feel free to go to the site or click the link above. You definitely don’t need to see it for this last piece to be funny, but here is a parody called 2 guys 1 cup by singer, John Mayer, and Sherrod Small from Best Week Ever. This gives you a good idea of the real video and is hilarious.

I guess that settles the controversy of what is in Pinkberry. If Pinkberry is 2 girls 1 cup flavored, I’d rather eat the Soylent Green.

This is a party I don’t mind being late to.


P.S. You didn’t go watch it did you? If so, are your eyes done burning yet?