NFL Kickoff: Brady Quinn Watch Edition

So your boy Brock hit the man cave at 1:00pm sharp and fired up the NFL Season Ticket on my multiple TV set up.  I watched my Falcons get drug for about a half and switched to this 13-13 shootout in Green Bay, I looked up at my game mix to see how Brady was doing in .  (Okay, actually I was trying to check on Braylon Edwards for fantasy).  I see Cleveland down 7-24 to Pittsburgh, so I switch to the game, and lo and behold the man taking snaps for Cleveland ain’t named Quinn.

I checked the depth chart and Notre Dame’s golden boy has managed to hold down that third string job.  That is the same as Mr. Elizabeth Hasselbeck in NY (AKA the Hasselbeck that doesn’t play) who ain’t sniffed no paaaaaaaarts of the field in years.   In fact, I found a pic of Brady practicing this week:

I mean that guy is good at sitting down.

Well, at least the Brady Quinn Watch can take some time off until the cat actually gets on the field.  See ya in November?  December?  2008?

-Brock

Which guy has a better chance to start for the Browns next year?

The answer? Neither!!! Just ask No. 1 wide receiver and former Michigan stud Braylon Edwards, “Chaz is our guy”. Hmmm, he can’t be talking about Charlie Frye can he? That same Frye Brady Quinn claimed he was going to come in and supplant as the starting QB for the Cleveland Browns? The generally undistinguished Akron (that’s University of, people) Quarterback product who the Browns selected, along with a half case of Icy–Hot, in the third round (67th overall) of the 2005 NFL Draft? Right, that same Charlie Frye I cut from my fantasy team two games in last year and never looked at a-damn-gain? Yes.

Damn Braylon, tell me more sun… “The competition with Brady Quinn will be a great one but Charlie is our guy, and with the new (offensive) system, Charlie could be looking at a big year.”

So there you have it. The team’s No. 1 wide receiver is in the Chazy Frye camp. So much for Brady coming in and doing a Vince Young, he just doesn’t have it like Vince, hell, he doesn’t have it like Matt Leinart. This cat will be a bust, a slow, long, ugly, complaining bust and it all starts with this impossible contract situation he’s got.

 

(Honestly, I’d rather Brady catch a Federal Indictment than have to see this brand of tomfoolery. Sister’s wedding or not, this is truly terrible. Advantage: Vick)

Hey Brady, three words: New Orleans Voodoo (of the Arena league). That garbage Notre Dame schedule and middle aged curmudgeon of a ball coach Charlie Weiss aka the Large Anchovy, can’t protect you anymore. This is the big leagues brotha. Enjoy it. Lord knows I already am.

– Laker the Hater

PS- And for you Brady apologists who think I’m too hard on him, look at it this way, at least I didn’t diss Lindy Slinger this time. Come on, give a Nilla brotha some credit.