Archive for the ‘Matt Leinart’ Category

Matt Leinart is Hilarious

April 3, 2008

There aint much to say about Matt Leinart. I really shouldn’t even post this mess because it’s already all over the internet, but I just have to.


What the hell is wrong with this cat? Is he serious? Matt really is THAT cat who will just never grow up, never get it. Dude gets dissed for not being committed, not being in shape (which is a complete FACT) and just being irresponsible.

So how does he answer to those charges? Riiight, by kicking it with some young chicks from Arizona State?


This cat is playing drinking games with little girls? Matt, you’re in the NFL, you should be getting your swerve on with Client 9 level hoes. Not only that, but it’s not like you don’t already have a kid.


Remember when your old chick tried to take you to the cleaners in court AND ruined your name talking about how you’re a horrible father?


But you’re out here rolling with Nick Lachey and some college babes? Dude, you better have a hot year on the field this year, because your act got old the last time we had some drunken pics of you.


Smarten up homey and strap up with some jim hats.


Baby Mama Drama: Matt Leinart’s says PAY ME!!!

July 25, 2007

“I aint saying Brynn’s a gold-digger, but she don’t want Brady Quinn figures”


Arizona Cardinals Quarterback Matt Leinart and his alleged (by his baby mama) campaign to fashion himself as the “Out of Wedlock Father of the Year” hit a snag recently when his Baby Mama, USC Women’s Basketball player Brynn Cameron, broke ranks, went ahead and called him out publicly for his gross hypocrisy and “this is why you suck” fatherly flow.


(Git ‘er dun Matt.. Don’t stop git it, git it)

Let Matt tell it, he’s enjoying everything from the diaper changing to “kissing his little man’s toes”(his words, not ours), but his ex, Brynn Cameron, has a different story to tell. The bitter, soon to be cougar had this to say:

“It’s kind of hard for me as the mom – I’m with Cole probably 99.9 percent of the time – to open a magazine or read a newspaper article with Matt saying, ‘Oh, I love being a dad. I love changing diapers. I love doing this’. I’m like, Wait, what?’ I’m doing all the work, but he gets all the credit for it. Matt comes and goes whenever he wants. I don’t want to sit here and bad-mouth his lifestyle, but it is hard because we are different people (so why did you repeatedly F*ck him without a hat?). He likes that Hollywood stuff (meaning famous hoes that aren’t YOU) and I don’t like that (meaning famous hoes that aren’t YOU) and raising a kid together, you have to work together as parents, but we’re so different.”

Ouch! Matt hasn’t been this hurt up since Vince Young showed him what a real QB looks like in the Rose Bowl back in 2006. Don’t you love how ole girl is saying that she’s not trying to bad mouth Matt or his lifestyle? Hilarious. What else are you doing by publicly playing him and basically calling him a lying deadbeat. Damn. Oh and if you “don’t want [your] son in the public eye” then why did you take this picture for the news organization you used to smear ML?


Taking a page out of the Matt Lying-art play book perhaps? Trying to style yourself as some sort of struggling mom putting herself through college and raising a son with no help? Whatever…..Man, usually I side with the kids, which often means siding with the mom by extension, but this is some bullshit. I’m with Matt, F*ck it. This babe should be happy she’s getting what she’s getting, a reported $6,000 per month!!! UvT sources, however, have learned that ole girl wants $30,000 a month!!! $30k in child support? Beeeyatch, I’ll give you a perfect line from Outkast’s “Ms. Jackson”, Big Boi style:

“Let’s her know her [child] is a baby and not a paycheck, private school, daycare, shit, medical bills, I pay that”

Man, this is the other side of the silky headed toez equation. What could this chick possibly need $30K for. What could Cole Leinart, who is 9 months old, possible do with $30k every single month?


I guess he’s gonna get that double stroller whether he likes it or not. What you gonna do, put the stroller on Dubbs? It’s been said so many times, but it never gets old.. wrap up fellas. Chicks like Brynn are great over a case of Natty Light in the frat house, but when the shit hits the fan, they wanna take you for your loot cakes (Fif Dog’s words for you ‘Tribe fans).

No Love.

– Lake