Not to rain on our 1,000th post (word up to my boy Brock and all our readers), but post 1,001 refused to wait to present itself. Shouts to my girl DC Jabberz for putting me on to this. Anyway, this fool Cristiano Ronaldo of Manchester United fame just dumped his uber chick girlfriend Nereida Gallardo. WTF, we just posted on her international thickness and how bad the babe is, and now he’s handing her a pink slip? And while I generally steer clear of the too much gay shat for me site Perezhilton, I gotta give it up to them for this apropos pic on the situation:
Lol.. Pretty funny and yes, with Perez, you always get the gratuitious extra gay angle on every dude in the news. Anyway, I think ole Cris forgot who he was dealing with. I mean, this chick is up for baddest babe on the planet right now. Need I remind you?
My word… and more.
Jesus, talk about 31 flavors, but can she reverse it? Yall know the answer..
Help me father… Dude, either this cat is getting some premium yet to be discovered uber ass that I can’t even envision or this is one dumb mufucka. I don’t care what the chick did. I mean, short of her banging out Mini Me AND coming down with some incurable disease, you NEVER…EVER let this kind of asset go. Not for 5 years at least. I mean, dude.. this chick is AMAZING and damn near flawless.
Like, what else is there to happiness?
Is her service in from the wing not up to snuff? Is her first touch a bit sloppy? Does she fail to make timely runs from the back? I mean, what could it be that this dude needs from a babe that she can’t supply?
On second thought… Forget that I asked. How do you say idiot in Portuguese?