Ahh, the Daisy Duke. Just when you think a product can’t get any better, Gisele introduces the assless Daisy Dukes and takes the game to a whole new level.
Why didn’t someone think of that before. I mean, even with reduced ass, the assless variety of Dukes is so much superior to the original. Look at recently eliminated Prancer from Flavor of Love 3 for instance.
Impressive yes, but it’s clearly inferior compared to angle two on Gizzy.
Ok, that wasn’t such a hot shot, but I thought it was important to show that Gisele is so big that she’s got an ass wiper on set. I mean, how do you get that job? Who decides that there isn’t enough Coco Butter on the upper tailpiece? But on the real, stop playing and gimme that crystal clear shot of dem Dukes though.
Anyway, I also wonder how they get those ripped up Dukes and just know they’ll be right for Gizzy in this shot. What, is there some cat out there who just fashionably rips the clothes half off supermodels?
Awwww, my bad. I know that’s fucked up, but LeBron brought that shit on himself. Doesn’t this cat have a publicist that’s supposed to let him know how much he’s playing himself with a picture like this? I know, I know, it’s all of us who see this picture in a suspect way that have the problem, not ‘Bron. Sure. But did you ever see Jordan doing some mess like this? Hell naw. You don’t even see Tom Brady getting his beauty and the beast on and he’s smashing with regularity.