Archive for the ‘Amy Winehouse’ Category

This is just funny to me…

July 3, 2008

Call me an asshole for taking so much pleasure in another human being’s demise, but there is just something HILARIOUS about these pics of Amy Winehouse.

Running all wild. Arms extra high. I mean, she looks like a human cartoon. This is the best shot.

Just rolling the F out like she’s in a marathon or something. I know, I know, she’s running from the paparazzi. And why is it necessary to actually run from them like you’re 7 years old?

Face looking all wild like an old catcher’s mitt. I mean, how old is that face at this point, 137 years young? Seriously, if they want to run an anti drugs campaign, they need only show this pic. And why is that hair still acceptable? Am I the only person on earth who thinks that head piece should be an arrestable offense?

And then she just jumped up on a wild car and drove off like Luke and Bo Duke. Crazy man. Those wild shorts, all the crazy tats… This is the wildest chick ever.

– Lake

Amy Winehouse is on that Stuff…

June 24, 2008

And as Lake would say, ones of people are surprised. Look, the chick went from this:

Regular looking babe. To this:

You can tell from the arm shrinkage that she has already signed up for that street pharmaceutical diet. then she hit you with this.

And this is unconfirmed, but apparently they tried to make her go to rehab and she said no, no, no.

Well I guess Amy has taken it all too far because she just got checked into the hospital with emphysema triggered by smoking that crack. 65 year olds who smoke three packs a day get emphysema. How much crack did this chick smoke? Someone should have intervened a little earlier dont’cha think? We’ll see if she wakes up after this incident and lays off the rocks. In the meantime, can someone explain to me why everyone likes her music? Thanks.

-Brock

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I aint right to say, but this babe is officially on death watch. I mean, look at the broad:

I mean, just look at her.  Coked up, dacked down..  All kinds of wild cuts and scars.  Looks like the babe just came out of battle.  Jesus.  You know, I think I’d be at peace with her fate if she’d only kill that bird’s nest that rests atop her dome.  I mean, what the fuck is that and how is it that the rest of her is falling apart, but the lump somehow manages to sit on high, chillin like, “drugs cannot harm me”… I mean, what is that, a wig, toupé?  Like, for real.. what’s going on?

– Lake

She finally took dat azz to rehab..yes, yes, yes

January 24, 2008

After being recorded lighting up the glass dizzick and tooting the boogar sugar Amy Winehouse has finally checked her skinny ass into rehab.

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Hopefully they’ll have burgers up in there. Forget methodone, get that chick a Royal with Cheese.

– Lake

Amy Winehouse smokes rocks on tape

January 23, 2008

Damn homey. I mean, it’s not shocking or anything, but how do you get caught on video smoking crack?

It’s 2008, you’d think she’d know that when a cat is holding their cell phone up to her face and she’s lighting up the glass dizzick she might consider turning away, right? Jeez.. Well, I guess we finally understand how this happened.

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She really went from thick, one ham sandwich away from being too much to this?

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Damn… That crazy, fugly, crackhead skinny flow aint right. Seek help baby.  I wonder who will get caught on tape doing something crazy next?

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Oh yeah, horse, sex tape, child abuse, pick your pleasure.

– Lake

And you thought it couldn’t get any worse….

January 10, 2008

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I’m not a big Wino guy. I don’t really listen to her music aside from the obligatory “Rehab” bridge each and every Club DJ felt they had to hit me with back in 2007, but when I saw this I just had to post it. She gets a few points for going retro Johnny Depp, but let’s face it, this chick is just terrible. Yes she is talented and yes she has done wonders for my strange interest in the Bolivian Marching Powder, but otherwise, what has she contributed to popular culture?

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And in case you were wondering, that’s the ole “Not Kardashian” negative arse piece. “Ass so flat you can see it from the front!”

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I must admit, Mos Def got that one (reversed of course) as right as this chick is wrong on Ms. Fat Booty.

– Lake

I’m dreaming of a whiiiiiite Thanksgiving….

November 22, 2007

“Just like the ones, she used to blow.”

Some of us enjoy some Turkey, some ham… hell, you get your Mac n Cheese on. A little stuffing rounds it out nicely, oh and the cranberry sauce, you gotta go with that, right? Well, not if you’re Amy Winehouse. Now let me preface this by saying we never talk Amy Winehouse on this blog. I’ve never really talked to Mr. Hardon as to why that is, but I guess it’s just because the babe is just ugly and not very interesting.

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Sure, she’s got a nice voice and she did rock that “Rehab” song, but she’s got the concave tail, the bullshit hair piece, terrible skin, no chest, no breast, no meat, no lovers.. just nothing I want to hear from, see or talk about. But I’ve gotta admit, I’m becoming a bigger fan of her’s now. Not because of her music, oh hells no.. It’s because she was photographed, in public mind you, with the White Horse all up in that Toucan Sam Beak she calls a nose. Peep it.

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug – Rick James

Lord Jesus!!! That is awesome!! Why so glum, though? Yo, let me ask yall a serious question. If your hair was a mess, you had some dish rag tying it back, then you had fangs for teeth, a flamingo beak for a nose and my 3rd grade version of the Run DMC rope chain around your neck would you take the time to apply a respectable amount of make-up?

Boy, let me tell you, that Bolivan marching powder must be some real powerful shit.

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(I can only assume this is a post and pre booger sugar pictorial)

I’ve never tried it, but I’m beginning to consider giving myself a toot for Christmas maybe? It’s either that or HGH — that many people can’t be wrong, right?

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How about this, Amy needs a new song. “Trying tell go to rehab, I say, Yes, Yes, Yes….”

– Lake