Captain Bill

Slow news this morning, but this was pretty damn funny when I saw it:

I mean if Bill has a suit and some proper man shoes on, he’d look like he is about to drop a pimp slap on somebody. I think this was the Jet/Ebony man of the month pose for 18 months straight in the mid ’80’s. As it is, how do you leave the house like that? He is clearly in public and doesn’t give a damn. I mean the Central shirt is a given, I’ll let that slide. Those sweats coordinate with the shirt I guess, but those elastic bottoms on those boys are terrible. The cigar still in the bag is really gangster, I mean drop that joint in your pocket along with that hotel key or whatever the hell he has in his hand. Then we get to those damn crocs and socks. Bill, you’re an icon, you raised a generation of young black professionals with the Cosby Show. The first thing a man teaches his son is to wear a good pair of shoes. Crocs? No man should ever wear those joints under any circumstances. Then to rock those boys with the socks and the straps up?!?!? Damn Bill, I hope they just caught you in the punchline to a joke, so that is why you not only wore those, but also felt the need to prop them up on those speakers. Cos, Welcome to the “ARod Turrible Gear Hall of Fame”

Or maybe you were just letting cats know what to buy you at the bar…

Get your Captain Morgan on homey.

-Brock