This has to be the most ridiculous “story” I’ve ever blogged about. I mean, just look at this picture below and tell me who is zooming who?
is it just me or does Mini look like he’s crying out for help here? Sheeit, the cat looks like he’s being held captive by those wild Colombian FARC mofo’s or something, only he’s being held so that he can provide this bottom feeding broad with an extra Cheddar biscuit at Red Lobster.
And no this cat doesn’t have anything to do with anything, but he just looks funny and best I can tell, he doesn’t get this whole Mini Me sex tape thing either… lol
Shit, you’d be crying out for help too if you had a low class hizzoe trying to stick you for your very limited and slow coming loot cakes. Jeez. And she kisses and tells too. Peep what she had to say about their “sex life.”
“So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big. On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size. I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.”
Ha, I’m not sure why these cats are so interested in this hizzoe and Verne “Mini Me” Troyer, but I think his face and that message say it best here. Don’t you? ha
Dude, doesn’t this broad have some shred of self respect?
Ok, bad question, but doesn’t she at least have a family that she’s accountable to? Like how does it come to this point. The point when you’re admitting that you’re banging out a extra small sized midget that can barely walk.
Go Blue? Jeez… Mini Me in that Michigan hat is so appropriate for those boys in blue up north…. Someone, anyone, help. Look on the bright side, at least Lloyd Carr is gone.