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President Bush Goes to the Dark Side

October 25, 2007

When the Star Wars Prequels came out, we all knew where it was going to end up.  Aniken was going to become Darth Vader, he was going to have twins, Luke and Leia, with Amidala who was going to die in child birth, the Jedi were going to be exterminated, Yoda was going into hiding, and Obi Wan was going to get old (and after J.K. Rowling revealing that Dumbledore from Harry Potter likes wands more than cauldrons, Obi Wan is on the watch list for being a foot tapper).

The thing that always made me laugh about the movies was that they tried to pretend that we didn’t know that Palpatine was Darth Sideous.  Sure his face gets really old, but that is the worst disguise since Superman donned the glasses as Clark Kent.  I say all of that to say, I know a Sith Lord when I see one.


Pale skin, dark robes.  You always see it coming.  So then I saw this today:


Now you tell me.  It looks like a conversion to the dark side to me.  So I did a little research, to see what else I could find.


Okay, is anyone else concerned?  Her eyes are probably yellow under those sunglasses.  Condi Rice better watch her back before Dubya tells Laura to “strike her down” like Aniken did Samuel L. Jackson.


With a year left before the election and all of this World War III talk that has been floating out there lately, I wouldn’t put it past George Bush to start the war, name himself dictator of all US Americans, amend the constitution to stay in office, rename the United States the North American Empire, build a Death Star, try to kill all the Ewoks, and move the White House to outer space.

I’m just saying.