How Do You Guarantee Your Video Goes Viral?

You take all the most popular viral videos ever and put them all in one place.  That is exactly what Weezer did with “Pork and Beans”.

They’ve got UvT fave Tay Zonday, that “leave Britney Alone” dude, knock yourself out nunchuck brother, dancing white boy, numa numa kid, Ms. South Carolina, Mentos and Diet Coke, those hands from Kanye’s “stronger”, will it blend, even peanut butter jelly time.

750,000 hits and counting.

Brilliant.

-Brock

Checking in with Miss Teen South Carolina

I’m not sure why, but I was just sitting around wondering what’s up with good ole Miss Teen South Cack the other day. You remember her, Miss “US Americans”, “The Iraq” and all the rest of the foolishness which proves without a shadow of a doubt exactly how George Bush got reelected.

Anyway, I did some research and found out that the former “honors student” is modeling full-time for Donald Trump now. I know, shocker.

Damn, she’s looking a bit busty there. I don’t remember her bringing that kind of power before. Let’s look back.

Damn, maybe she always did have those tools. Dude, in all this controversy, I forgot about how hot this chick really is. I mean, look at this little pic I unearthed of the broad.

Awww, now see. She’s talking my language right here. Don’t let me dip down to NYC and to show this chick a few things.

That is, if Roger Clemens hasn’t hit already. Anyway, it’s a damn shame that the only time this babe looked somewhat average was when she had that perplexed look on her face after she attempted to answer that basic ass question from A.C. Slater.

Yeah, “face smiled, mouth shut, that’s the way we like her, what?” Just keep it pretty like Lake baby.

– Lake

The south shall rise again….?

Not if Caitlin Upton aka Ms. South Carolina is representative of that state’s best (or even prettiest). Check out how she represented her state in the Miss Teen USA competition when she was asked a question about geography.

Ummm, perhaps if the good people of South Carolina spent more time teaching their children and less time stitching and raising the confederate flag, they’d be better off.

Wow….Maybe we should just invade them…AGAIN…put freedom back on the march and then we all wouldn’t have to put up with stuff like this. Nice work, South Carolina forget the Bible belt, yall need the dictionary belt…geography belt, hell, literacy belt. oh, wait wait wait a second, it seems Caitlin is also a model. No commentary from me about the appearance of this Teen in the USA, but umm, these are interesting..

She is cute, I can’t lie..

I take it back, Caitlin is a great American, I applaud her.

Out.

– Lake