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Russell Simmons is a genius

December 5, 2007

Not because of his hip hop media empire or Phat Farm or Baby Phat or even for shows like Run’s House. Oh no, he’s a genius because he stays with a bad chick.

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(Are you serious? My word)

Not only that, but the chick he stays with ends up essentially being the same babe and ageless. He just got Kimora 2.0 and it’s lovely.

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Wowzers.. No need to call upstairs for a review on this one. Believe you me.. IT’S GOOD!

Damn, I know Rus got the money and the power, but this babe? Jeez. She’s gotta be hard to pull. I guess all that crazy voodoo errr yoga, hippie lettuce and wild séances work for something.

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(Insert wacked out, stock far east music)

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Dammit. Are you f*^king serious? I think Hammer said it best, “that’s why we pray.”

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Hey, whatever works, sun.

Go head Rus… Let em hate. I happen to love it. You truly are the best cat out there.

– Lake