Patriot Act: Beli-cheat gets his wrist slapped for spying

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“I done got in trouble again”

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In spite of the prevailing sentiment among most of ESPN’s so called “analysts” who would rather see Bill Belichick receive some kind of award for his role in the use of improper videotape footage, NFL hatchet man Roger Goodell smack up the Beli-Cheater and the Pats organization for cheating against the NY Jets.

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Because of the incident BeliCheat was fined $500,000, the Patriots were fined $250,000 and the Pats will lose their 2008 first round draft pick if the team makes the playoffs this year. No word on what will happen to the little dude who was doing the videotaping.

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(Boy, you know Cameraman Matt Estrella is shook somewhere right now)

Man, they should cut this cat some slack. It’s not like he’s the mastermind, he’s just a pawn. Do you guys think the Pats will fire him or is it like George W. Bush and his flunkies who all end up with promotions, fat jobs or one of his daughters in exchange for falling on the sword? I guess you never know.. All I know is that Bill Belichick has finally showed his true nature:

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So we can end all this “class organization” and “best coach ever” talk right about now. Ahh, he got off easy. What’s half a mil to Billy B?

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I guess B-Cheat’s married girlfriends will suffer a little bit in the off-season since he’ll have a little less pocket change to rain on dem hoes. But hey, what can you do, even hizzoes can have bad gold digging year when they fall out of favor with a target or their man losses some loot. Look at Shaunie O’Neal…..

– Lake

2 Responses to “Patriot Act: Beli-cheat gets his wrist slapped for spying”

  1. Tom Hayes Says:

    NFL policy states that “no video recording devices of any kind are permitted to be in use in the coaches’ booth, on the field, or in the locker room during the game” and that all video shooting locations for club coaching purposes “must be enclosed on all sides with a roof overhead.”

    The question is not if video is allowed–but where–dumbo.

  2. Lake Arlington Says:

    And that invalidates this post how? Actually, since you know so much, let me ask you a few burning questions that are on my mind: What’s the capital of Zaire? What’s the difference between a elephant and a giraffe? How many colors of M&Ms have been released since the delicious snack was brought to market in 1941? Will Greg Paulus live up to his hype this year? Which animal permitted the Beast Master to see through his eyes? Did you ever vote for George Bush and if so, WHY?

    After you answer all these questions to my satisfaction and produce two forms of ID, a slice of red velvet cake for my sweet tooth and a one gallon jug of Cranberry-Orange Twister, I’ll make a decision as to whether I take you seriously. Don’t forget, there was a red M&M scare in the early 1970’s, wouldn’t want you to miscalculate…. now run along, I don’t like to be kept waiting. I’m going to time you…1, 2, 3….

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