Archive for the ‘Andy Pettitte’ Category

Andy Pettitte is a stankin’ cheater

February 21, 2008

Hey, what’s up with these idiots in the NY media acting like Andy Pettitte was courageous for admitting to his HGH use?

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First off, in the past he always lied about his illegal HGH use. Then he lied about how many times he used it. The only reason why he copped to what he did was because McNamme fingered him. And how do we know that he didn’t use other drugs? He lied before, why not lie again? Come on.

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This idiot Tom Friend buried Barry Bonds, but now he’s saying he doesn’t consider Pettitte a cheater? Oh, I get it.

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I can’t tell what’s wilder about this pic, the fact that Mrs. C. HGH’d up and got rock hard or the way she’s griping up on that ‘Roided up dack.  lol.

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Now I get how these media types work, if you like the guy and can identify with him, he’s not a cheater, even when he admitted to illegal drug use. If you think the dude isn’t a nice guy and you can’t identify with him, then he’s a liar and a cheater. I love the Sports Media. A bunch of hypocritical hacks who couldn’t make it in the legitimate news biz but now allow their own personal biases and prejudices completely taint all semblance of integrity in their reporting.

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I know, I know, you’re paid to have an opinion and just are doing your job. I know. Ridiculous.

– Lake

Sports WAGs = Performance on the field?

July 5, 2007

After the Stray-Rod incident we had an epiphany: You can really tell how an athlete will perform based on the babes he’s got on his team. For instance, A-Rod is seen hollering at that confirmed hizzo and next thing you know, he’s murdering the Sox and the rest of the AL with homer after homer and knock after knock (of course that’s not helping the rest of his squad, but he can’t do it all). See, that’s good chick karma A Rod’s got. So it got us thinking. Peep these Wags:

1. Andy Pettitte’s wife

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Sure, Andy Pettitte has been a great pitcher with rings to prove it. Still, look at his record this season – 4-6. Hmm, maybe it’s got something to do with his wife piece or better yet, this god awful ensemble she rocked at his Yankee-one-mo-gin press conference earlier this year (I mean, what is that? Wild cheetah print with some exotic orchids and sh*t, crazy).

Hate to be harsh as I’m not quite sure Laura Pettitte used to be quite attractive. But now it’s a Yung Berg special (ie. “Hey sexy lady, it was nice to know you, but I’ve gotta move on-onnnnnn”), because her below average mug and turrible gear have finally translated to his play. Add to it that mop she’s got on her head and that strong chin piece… maybe Andy can talk to that “trainer” he, Clemens and Jason Grimsley used for your HGH and beef Roids, yep, time for an upgrade of a different sort there homey.

2. KG’s wife piece

Contrast Andy’s lady against my main man (ali g finger snap) Kevin Garnett. Ahhh, now this brother is doing it right.

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Yes, classy, attractive and just appropriate. He’s got that Ne-yo “Baby you, you make me better” feel to his lady. Who can argue with this beauty? You just got to respect the man and not so coincidentally KG is on the rise. Dude is looking at a trade or free agency, or even better BOTH which could give him a shot at that elusive ring AND get him paid. Good lady karma people..oh and he wifed Brandi Padilla-Garnett too. Can’t hate on that.

3. Reggie Bush’s lady/cut buddy Kim Kardashian

And finally, one of the most electrifying figures in sports entertainment, Reginald Alfred Bush II… pure genius.

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It’s no wonder Reggie won the Heisman, gets some of the highest paying endorsements and went to the Superbowl during his first year in the league. Dude selects his babes intelligently. If he saw that Ray J porno like we did, then he knows the mythical Kim Kardashian arse piece is real. He’s an LA guy so it’s just got to be done. Good work Reg. Brings LLoyd, “Get it shawty” to mind:

All I really want is
for you to back it up
go on and put your weight on it
cause it’s alright
do what you wanna
make me believe ya
ooh I wanna see ya

Get it Shawty…..

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And while this last picture may be completely gratuitous, we figure more pics of Kimmy K can’t be bad for this Blog. We will continue to supply them.

-Lake