I know you ladies may like them and I’m sure they’re the “in” winter fashion, but I’m not liking what I’m seeing with these high pants out here.
(Ok, her’s actually look decent, but we all know why Keyes needs that. She’s one ham sammich away yall, just one)
It’s just an epidemic.
They are not sexy to me, and isn’t that all the really matters? Hmm, don’t get me wrong, some people make it work. Look at Kim Kardashian working these joints:
Lovely. But they don’t come off nearly as nice on others. Ole Ms. Can’t dance Rihanna goes to it all the time and I’m just not impressed.
So does Kelly Rowland.
See, I like my Kelly Ro with as low rise as the rise can go. Now tell me she doesn’t look better here than she did before:
Hard to argue with that. How about lower.. definitely gotta take it low!
Silky smooth yall, silkay smoove! At any rate, I guess they’re kind of novel on yall, but it’s just like everything else the look will be high jacked by terrible broads and turned into a cover up for chicks who are trying to get over:
(Umm well, in this shot it’s ok, but I can tell that she just didn’t make it with this get up in person. How do I know she didn’t? Believe me, I know, I know.)
Or worse, because we all know it will lead to the inevitable.
(Ah-ha, hush that fuss, errybody move to the back of the bus, Geez)
Bottom line, tight is right. If you’re big, you need to keep the clothes as close to your body as possible, lest you end up looking like a mack truck walking up into the club. If you’re thin, you just look like you’re lost up in that outfit when you go high pants or baggy dress. Take it from Christina Milian:
Now that’s how you rock a dress. Love ya babe.