We finally got the OSU boys to Man Up and lay their pre-game predictions down before the game. Way to step up fellas. This just in. Beanie Wells was out of the game earlier…now he is listed a “questionable”. I know, I know, Jim Tressel is just sandbagging. Beanie Wells is actually going to dress up in a marching band uniform. Do the pre-game songs. High-step on out to dot the ‘i’.
Then he’ll rip off the uniform to reveal the number 28 jersey, stiff arm a cat
and lead the Buckeyes to victory.
Even the “don’t tase me bro” guy thinks you need a better plan than that.
Look, I know that is what you dream of when you go to sleep at night, but it ain’t happening. This ain’t Rudy. Samwise Gamgee is not on that sideline. It’s okay, really it is. You’ll still win the Big 10 and get to get your ass kicked by USC again in January.
See ya on Monday.