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The lesser of two Evils: Dick Donato wins Big Brother 8

September 19, 2007

Well, somebody had to win the half million dollars. Thank goodness it wasn’t that whinny gravy trainer Danielle.


It was just hilarious how Danielle got mad at Dick for actually telling it like it was in the house during the finale show. As if he was just going to go ahead and give her money grubbing ass the money for doing not a damn thing.

I especially liked when Amber asked Danielle why she should give her a vote given how she played her boyfriend on national tv with Nick. Danielle hit her with that cocky nonsense about how if she was going to base it on her “personal life” then she didn’t want her vote. haaaa Then she promptly voted for Dick. Nice Danielle. Not only did you try to “play both sides” the entire game with your pop, but you exposed yourself as an untrustworthy scandalous hizzoe… I’m not sure why Nick would want to buy into that, then again, maybe he doesn’t. All I know is that the chances that Nick is hitting Danielle off right now stand at about 97%. Oh well, hoes gotta eat too.


(Danielle Donato in green)

She knew good and well that Dick was the one who orchestrated their dominance in Big Brother 8. She was just along for the ride. In the end, everyone except Jameka and Jen understood that.


You just can’t give it up to Danielle with Dick sitting right there having saved not one, but two people in the house all the while having a bullseye on his back. Dick, you really are a complete asshole and your daughter is no better, but I gotta admit, you earned your money this time. Bravo.

And as my parting shot, I gotta include this video of Jen Johnson topless on a hammock.

Now that’s a thick white woman. Lovely.

Oh what the hell, I might as well post a picture of highly underrated Jessica too.


Let me tell you, America’s player needed America to direct his sentimental ass to bang this chick out while she was still disoriented in the house.


(are you serious?)

Of course he “loves her,” look at the broad. She’s hot as all hell and he’s terrible. And that look on her face after she learned that Eric had a secret that he didn’t share with her in the house… priceless.


He might as well propose to her right now if he ever wants to a chance to get a piece of that tail, something he should have been already bagged before.

– Lake

Incidentally, don’t forget to check out the Big Brother Nude shots over at this site. They’ve got Janelle, Jen, Jameka, Amber (terrible) and Ashlea… They’ve also got Zack, Dick, Joe and Jase for you ladies. Peep it HERE.

Big Brother 8: Danielle Crumbles

September 13, 2007

It’s already understood that I can’t stand that terrible chick Danielle Donato.


She’s actually worse than her father, because at very least, you can argue that Dick wants what’s best for his daughter which is admirable on some level.


Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like Dick. He’s exactly what his name implies, a dick. But in contrast to his terrible daughter Danielle, who is completely selfish, self-centered and overall terrible, he’s not so bad. Well anyway, and this is kind of a spoiler if you’re waiting for the Thursday show, but I got a lot of joy seeing her freeze her fake Js off up on that carrot during the final HOH competition last night on Showtime After Dark. It was HILARIOUS.


At first she started doing some little dance to stay warm, which is understandable since she has 0% body fat, 25% silicon and the rest is literally skeletor inspired bone with that super tight skin wrapper. Not only that, but you know she’s always rocking nearly no gear, up in some daisy dukes, tank top and wild headband. Anyway, the babe just started making the wildest noises you’ll ever hear, starting with these little whimpers. Then the camera cut off, I guess they want to save the drama for the show and it came back to her, after she quit, getting some towels and sitting outside and fake crying..


(she does look kinda decent here, I must admit)

HAAA Yo, I loved it. Especially since her pop was just talking hella shit to Zack about nothing the whole time. Some ole nonsense to try and get Zack to quit. It was so stupid. One thing I can tell about Danielle, she’s clearly a screamer or a good faker in bed. Hate to say it, but her whimpers sounded a lot like some ole other sh*t.

I just attached this video so people can see the personalities of these fools. Go Zack, the Donatos are terrible.

– Lake

Big Brother 8 update: Can’t stand Danielle Donato

September 10, 2007

UPDATE:  Check out our coverage of the finale HERE.

Let me just say, and this is completely random, but I’ve had just about enough of this terrible ass Danielle Donato.


I mean, this chick is just so terrible, so selfish, such a damn skank and I’m just tired of hearing all her damn whining and bitching on the show. Add to it that she just moved on from her long time boyfriend in about 2 seconds after she got into the house in favor of Nick and you can see why she’s her father’s daughter.


The chick never eats, she’s often scheming on her pop, using Zack, using Jameka and just talking shit the whole way. Meanwhile, the chick has only survived because her pop is in the house, acting wild and intimidating everyone. I liked how Zack really put it to her tonight and sent her skeletor looking ass packing. Of course, Zack needs to get rid of her punk ass and clearly Dick aint gonna win sh*t, so why wouldn’t Zack put both of the Donatos up on the block?


I will admit that he can have her moments in a bikini, but at the end of the day she’s a skeleton with two balloons stapled to her bird’s chest and if this bottom feeding chick wins this show, I’ll officially never watch it again.. But I can’t lie, that would probably be a good thing because I’m embarrassed for writing this blog as is… so, go Danielle, put me out of my misery.

And yes, I’m aware this is a useless post, but some of our loyal readers have been asking me for my opinion of the show, so I’ll guess I needed to go ahead and give it.

– Lake

PS- Why did America’s Player play himself like that the other night with that Jessica speech? Doesn’t homey know that the second they get out of the house, Jessica will realize that Eric is waaaaaay beneath her?


That suddenly those two nipple rings, that crazy people’s eyebrow and all the sentimental cat shit he was talking are all major red flags? Come on now son, you should have closed that deal in the house, then you lost your composure and started crying with all that “I love you Jessica” like she was about to be doing a tour in Afghanistan or something.



Big Brother 8: What wrong with America’s player?

August 29, 2007

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OK, it’s pretty easy to joke Eric aka America’s player on Big Brother 8.


(let’s just start with the people’s eyebrow)

After all, he’s goes out of his way to show you that he’s “just a 5 foot 7 inch Jewish boy” whatever that means… I guess it means something to Amber though, but I’ll leave the anti-semitism out of this post. At any rate, this dude Eric, no matter what you think about his “game play” has a golden opportunity to get at a chick who is waaaaay above his pay grade.


(it’s all about the hip)

Say what you want about Jessica, but she’s got some tools. I’m sure she’s got the bottle blond hair and the enhanced chest piece, but you can’t fake that aerobicized body and easy going personality.. and did I mention that body?


I mean, homey has already told us he’s got no game and I’ve watched him, he’s right. Dude looks like he’s about to giggle and ask for a cookie when he should be getting in there, closing the deal on some nookie. I mean, they’re stuck in a house for goodness sake. It’s got that “if you were the last man on earth” feel to it and he IS the last man and he knows this chick is down. What’s he waiting for? Crazy.

And no that terrible “America’s kiss” does not count, neither did that one kiss he did before that. He’s got to get in there while the getting it good.

– Lake


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Big Brother 8: Evel Dick…for real

August 13, 2007

This cat Evel Dick is just that, an evil dick. I mean, on the rizzeal, dude needs a stiff ass kicking.


And what makes matters worse than anything with this dude is that the ‘house guests’ have essentially been forced to deal with this dude’s sh*t since they ‘stood up to him’ last week in keeping Eric because Dick has brought the drama to them!

(look how this chick just takes this from him and nobody even says anything, crazy)

Why does anyone let Dick push them around? What is it that makes them scared of this dude? First off, you’re not allowed to fight in the house, so if you get up in his sh*t, he can’t say anything and won’t. Second, Dick is a certified loser. Homey looks like a degenerate, he’s a rocker who doesn’t rock, isn’t famous (though he’s a groupie errr hangs with them) and doesn’t have sh*t.. He’s a bar manager for goodness sake. I mean, a profession is a profession and lord knows we need bar managers, but Dick walks around like he’s the head of state or something. Like he isn’t a low life who had to come on a reality show to get back with his kid (don’t like her either, but more on her later).


I mean, how can these people allow some soon to be geriatric run them like that? The only cat who half way stands up to him is Dustin, the softest cat in the entire house? I mean, Dick really gets away with murder in that house, cats should have long since put him in his place…oh and his daughter, Danielle is f*cking terrible. All that whining and nonsense for Nick.

Damn chick, Nick aint even your man! You’ve got a face that’s a cross between the grinch that stole Christmas, Michelle aka the ugly member of Destiny’s child and worse of all, Evel Dick!!!!


Now take down those fake breasts about two sizes, eat something..anything, unbleach that horrible rat’s nest and put some noxema on that plastic face piece. You’re skin looks like Joan River’s after a martini bender. You are too young to look like that.

And can we stop with all this ridiculous religious freakery by the way?


It’s crazy how Jameka is invoking God’s name, defending his honor as she’s cursing at Evel Dack, talking about his “mama” and such, then launching into some David Koresh inspired chant, trance, rocking chair bullshit… the only thing worse than Jameka’s bootleg cult behavior is Amber’s “church of the tweekers” brand of faith.

(dude, this was ill, especially that “tweaker” (meth addicts) line from Dick about Amber and her daughter, yikes)

I am glad Dick called them out in principle, but dude, all this is just too much. Dick is a dack. Amber is just damn annoying, and crazy as all hell… Now I see why she cries a lot, chick has been through some sh*t… And Jameka, I mean, why is she so damn crazy? And I can’t be the only one who is uncomfortable with her brand of worship. It’s really weird.. really scary and please, take off the coochie cutters and tuck the titties in before you start preaching.. I mean, I love the tail and enjoy the mammaries, but I can’t sit back and enjoy the only ‘righteous’ thing you have to offer me in this world with all that babbling lip!!!

Big Brother 8: Appreciation for thick Jameka

August 10, 2007

Ummm, not sure if anyone noticed, but Jameka from Big Brother 8 is thick as all hell and just keeps getting better looking to me with each show.

I can’t tell if I’m just tricking myself, though. No question, the presence of that extra thick tail-piece (though I’d like a verifying pic with a better angle) and those serious breast-ta-sis are definitely on point, but the face is what keeps going in and out on me like “the New AT&T”.


Sometimes she looks ok, but other times she looks great.. Now, I have no verifying pictures of her arse, but I watch the show faithfully and believe you me, it’s all there. It’s crazy that she’s also like some kind of religious freak, wildly praying and such, but she’s doing it with half her arse coming out of some shawt shawts or some wild skirt and ALWAYS with the chest piece hanging free. Then again, I guess that’s how it was intended (by Lake at least)

I guess she was right when she said “God is so gangsta” otherwise, why would he allow her titties to be splashed all over the tv while “His” message is being told (along with that wild gospel music they use to clown her).

Jameka may be crazy, but I do enjoy the show, in part, because of her. Clearly I could do without the over the top Jesus freakery, but what can you do?

Evel Dick is a terrible cat, but good for the show. I just wish someone in that house had a pair of nuts, I’d be damned if that clown talked to me all wild as he often does. Decent show, but we need Dr. Will and Mike Boogie back in the mix, truth be told.


– Lake

Reality Roundup: Big Brother 8

July 13, 2007

Oh Carol Journey, we hardly knew ye…


A KC Chiefs dancer that gave up her spot to be on the show, then only lasted a week? That sucks. You know what is worse? It really looked like she might be workin’ with something back there. But instead of a summer full of bikini shots in the hot tub. She gets blazed after just three episodes. Brock’s intrest just divebombed.

Peep this action shot…


Body working, soaking wet, cheerleader flexability, Cablanasian feel. I’ll take it.

On the low though, she is the daughter of a state senator.


Phil Journey’s got me a little shook. I need to see ol girl’s moms before I make the final call on this one. Carol baby, hit up Surreal Life, Flavor of Love, Search for Pussycat Dolls, something. Brock Hardon at Us Versus Them has got your back.