Archive for the ‘David Patterson’ Category

Governor Patterson and His Wife Admit to Affairs

March 18, 2008

Daaaamn. Hey, what can you say? I guess after this thing with Eliot Spitz Gov. and Mrs. Patterson had to come with it.

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To me, none of this really should matter, but please note that both Gov. and first lady Patterson have admitted to extramarital affairs. It’s tough out there in the marriage game. I guess you have to give them credit for getting in front of the story, though the rumor mill was working overtime in Albany over it. Geez, politics are mean yall. Watch your backs.

– Lake

Spitzer is out, David Patterson in as NY’s Governor

March 12, 2008

It’s just a matter of time. Elliot “Mess” Spitzer lost his damn mind with this transfer of lootchy for hoez foolishness. Now he’s basically got no choice but to resign from office.

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I mean, for real.. Who’s worse, Craig from Friday for getting fired on his day off for stealing boxes on camera or Elliot moving 5 large for some NYC ass he happened to want to get at before Valentines Day?

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Oh yeah, it’s Easy E going away. At least Craig never admitted any wrongdoing. Elliot sure did. And what about that timing of the night before V-Day? Hell, he might have been knee deep in some premium tail as the clock truck midnight.

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What a way to usher in that holiday. Fuck candy and flowers, E was having it his way. Now when I wrote my scheme for getting over on Valentines Day, nowhere did I say to wire a G’s worth of loot cakes for a hizzie, and 4 more on travel expenses, hotel and lubrication. That’s not pimp, it’s just stupid.

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So in the span of 24 hours, homey has gone from one of the top 3 or 4 elected official in these United States to “Daddy, please don’t bring your ho mongering ass to my recital, I HATE YOU.” That’s a pretty ugly fall. And what about the reverberations?  This little snafu will end up being historic not only for the running of hoes, but also because it will bring New York’s first black Governor into office!

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My inside sources in Albany tell me that for his first official act in political office, David Patterson will be getting an edge up at a local barber shop.

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I certainly hope so, damn.

– Lake