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Leona Helmsley makes it rain on a beeyatch…

August 29, 2007


No question, while Pacman Jones and Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather have been shown to possess a capacity to Make it Rain on dem hizzoes, nobody has yet come close to making it rain on a bitch like the late Leona Helmsley just did.


Indeed, Leona Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court.

She also left millions for her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, who was named to care for Trouble in her absence, as well as two of four grandchildren from her late son Jay Panzirer — so long as they visit their father’s grave site once each calendar year. Oh, oh, this just in, Leona’s brother Alvin just kicked the shit out of Trouble….


Leona also left a few millions here and there for various children, grandchildren and the like (and even iced out a couple), but NOBODY made out like Trouble who she asked to have entombed with her upon T’s untimely death. Damn… I wonder what Donald Trump will do when he dies… Oh, that cat will definitely be chipping some cheddar off to a bunch of b*tches and I aint talking Maltese neither.

– Lake Luciano