Archive for the ‘Prison Break’ Category

Akon in trouble with the law again…

November 30, 2007

Akon must have made a deal with the devil or something.

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Honestly, back in ’88 if someone told you Alvin would suddenly become thugged out, want to take his art in a new direction and leave the chipmunks and make hit R&B and hip hop smashes would you believe them? Well, that’s all Akon is.. Just a high-pitched, grown ass, 45 year old Alvin, only this cat has done time (for real), reportedly has like 5 wives (no lie) and still manages to get out after these young hoes like it’s game 7 or his life depends on it.

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(That Jo Jo is going to grow up to be an attractive young woman)

You always have to be weary of hip hop stars and all their rhetoric about being “thugs” or “from the streets,” because most of them are just sensitive ass artists playing a role, but in this cat’s case, I believe it. Once I saw this fool gorilla slam that kid for throwing a wadded up paper cup at him, I knew this cat had learned a few things when he was fighting off Adebesi and Schillinger in the slam. Peep it.

I liked how the camera man kept the tape rollin even after he caught a lil bit of collateral damage. Pretty crazy. A girl was injured and suffered from a concussion (hmm, wonder if she’ll be looking for some dough), and now Akon must appear in a Fishkill, NY court Monday morning for the arraignment. He’s being charged with a misdemeanor for endangering the welfare of a minor, second-degree harassment, and first-degree misdemeanor shirtless tomfoolery.

Akon, chill out son. You’re too old for this brand of foolishness.

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I thought you didn’t wanna be “Locked up, won’t let me out, ohhhhh, won let me out” no more. Stay in your lane, homey.

– Lake

Prison Break: Chicken Style

October 14, 2007

A truck carrying a bunch of chickens overturned on the highway and the birds made a run for it.

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Hilarious. Was there one with the truck route tattooed underneath its feathers, just waiting for the right moment?

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I hear they threw 11 secret herbs and spices in the face of the driver, blinding him instantly. Some held off authorities with eggs while others escaped, then they staged a full on riot.

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So, it looks like a bunch of them didn’t know the plan, so they were still standing around when the authorities showed up. Not this guy though, he caught a Popeye’s commercial in the mess hall one day and knew he’d never see the light of day again.

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Scofield!

You know who needs to watch their back? These guys.

-Brock