This is a great story. The Mayor of Mt Isa Canberra, Australia just sent out an APB. You see Mt Isa is a mining town and the mayor believes they have a shortage of ladies. So he figured he’d go for the low hanging fruit. He’s inviting all the ugly women of Australia to his little town. Here’s a quote. “With five Blokes to every girl, I suggest the ‘beauty disadvantaged’ women should proceed to Mt Isa.” Way to soften it up with the euphemisms.
He’s just looking out for the fellas. He really thinks he’s performing a public service here. Here’s another quote.
“Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face. Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness”
Hilarious. He’s basically saying, “if you can’t find a man and get laid in whatever part of Australia you are in, come on out to Mt Isa and get banged out. I’ve seen ugly women walking down the street happy to be here. wink. wink. nudge. nudge.”
He’s like a Mayoral Pimp. Seriously, he’s basically selling sex to the entire continent. Now that the story has broken worldwide, I’m sure there are a few infrequently viewed ladies on match.com researching tickets to Mt Isa right now.
Bonzer! I have no idea what Bonzer means, they just have it in the menu a lot at Outback Steakhouse so what the hell.