King hypocrite and self proclaimed family values champion, Sen. David Vitter, (R) Louisiana was forced to admit that his phone number appeared in the records of the so called “DC Madam” on Monday. Apparently, Hustler Magazine was about to expose his candy ass for using not one but TWO escort services.
Homey admitted on Tuesday that he availed “hisself” of the services of some hoes down in New Orleans too. Jeanette Maier, known as the Canal Street madam, had this to say to CNN, “David Vitter has visited with my girls, and he has to be one of the nicest men and most honorable men I have ever met.” I’m sure he appreciated that compliment, southerners are so courteous.. lol.
In response to all this brouhaha, Davey Boy had this to say:
“This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible. Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.”
NICE…go ahead and drop that God bomb, that’ll get people off your back. And what did Vitter, King of Morality and All that is Good, have to say about Billy Clinton’s infidelity back in the late 90’s as it related to his removal from office?
“Some current polls may suggest that people are turned off by the whole Clinton mess and don’t care — because the stock market is good, the Clinton spin machine is even better or other reasons. But that doesn’t answer the question of whether President Clinton should be impeached and removed from office because he is morally unfit to govern.
The writings of the Founding Fathers are very instructive on this issue. They are not cast in terms of political effectiveness at all but in terms of right and wrong — moral fitness. Hamilton writes in the Federalists Papers (No. 65) that impeachable offenses are those that “proceed from the misconduct of public men, or, in other words, from the abuse or violation of some public trust.”
Hot, do you think Senator Vitter feels that he’s lost he public trust with this “moral offense”? Don’t hold your breath waiting on his resignation. I wonder if Federalists No. 66 mentioned anything about Superhead’s skillz, Kim Kardashian’s wonderful tail or Jessica Biel’s genius workout regiment.
Oh and Vitter’s wife, Wendy, a former prosecutor, she’s an even bigger piece of work. Mami promised to take a “hard line” if Davey ever ran hoes like Billy C, that is, UNTIL DAVID STARTED RUNNING HOES WORSE THAN BILLY C! In 2001, when asked about what she’d do if her husband ever went Bill C. she had this to say to the Times-Picayune:
“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary [Clinton]. If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”
I think I feel you Wendy. As Chris Rock said, it’s all your fault anyway. You know your man’s a freak and needs his medicine. You know you dun f*ucked up baby… you know it.
Aw, Wendy and David together…I know, all this ho talk and hypocrisy gives me the giggles too!! Tee-he!