Archive for the ‘Stand-up Comedy’ Category

Yousa Fun-Ni Matta Fakka Hideki

March 29, 2008

Hideki Matsui is one funny dude.


See, he even laughs at his own jokes. Here’s how it went down. When playing with the fellas in Spring training, Matsui made a bet with Derek Jeter and Bobby Abreu on who would get married first. He then flew out the next day to get married. Nice, like me, you never make a bet you don’t already know you are going to win. So after he stacks some cash (gotta be long money right? Jeter’s not making any $20 bets like Lake’s cheap ass.)

So the New York media is all over my man to see what wifey looks like. I’m sure Hideki saw what happened to A Rod and Spitzer when you let the NY press get a hold of your personal life. So he hits ’em with this.


Niiiiiice. I wonder if he drew it himself. He took it so seriously too. That is the equivalent of flicking off the media as far as I’m concerned. At least we know he is keeping it real with the Asian babe.

Hey, bad news ladies, I just got married too. Want to meet wifey?


Drew it myself.


Finally someone who is funny

January 1, 2008

I’m not sure if anybody has noticed, but Def Comedy Jam and all those other stand up show have a problem: Stand-up comedians just aren’t funny anymore. Well, here’s one that is. Dude isn’t like, crazy insane funny, but I’ll give him credit.

Not bad.

– Lake