Us Versus Them Update

We’re taking the holiday off.  Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty to talk about.  I’ll even hit you with a special Tuesday Edition of Man Up Monday.  More updates tomorrow.

-Brock

Get Ready…

It’s coming.

1000 Posts…

We just crossed over 1000 posts today.  That’s crazy.  If you are new to UvT go back to some of the throwback posts.  Or click over on the top posts over there to the right.  There is some great stuff in there.  Like THIS.  That reminds me, I can’t wait for football season starts so we can see Charlie Weis trip through another horrible season.

-Brock

That’s Just Nasty

Lake just hit me up from the road and here is an exact transcript of our conversation.

Lake: Hold on man, let me order this food.

Me: Where are you?

L: Boston market.

Me: Drive thru?

L: Yup.

(pause)

Me: Yo, aren’t you driving?  How the hell are you going to eat Boston Market in the car?  That is a two handed meal right there.

Lake: I got a system.

(pause…longer this time)

Me: What kind of system can you possibly have? (I’m imagining this cat using the fork and knife like chopsticks, or cutting all the food up in the parking lot so he can eat it as he rolled, or worst case scenario just going one handed barbarian style.)

L: I get the carver (the sandwich) and a side of creamed spinach.  Between the dip and the scoop, I make it happen.

Come on meng.  That’s some white boy shit right there.  You still my nilla though.

-Brock

Sometimes the Best Stuff is in the Comments…

You see, here at Us Versus Them, we don’t have assholes in the comments section saying “First!” or setting off race wars.  There is some real talk in there.  We have straight up UvT comment celebrities in there.  Be on It, KIR in NV, Will, Triple B, Royal, Raafman, Rosy F., H8torade, they all hold us down.  Check out this wild back and forth over the authinticity of Kim Kardashian’s ass. An “expert” entered the discussion and set it off when she claimed the Kim Kardashian elected to purchase the “athletic” booty…the same model zsa zsa cookie elected to have injected.

14 Responses to “Kim Kardashian’s Ass(terisk?)”

she has gotton what is known as butt injections

it is very widely done in atlanta georgia

all of the strippers get it done in atlanta and new york

and all of their butts look like same

i’ve had it done also

it probably took about 5 separate visits for he tail to plump up like that.

it also took me 5 visits.

Lake Arlington Says:
June 10, 2008 at 2:39 am   editInjected with what? And how do I put it on the market for mass distribution? This could really change the game…. Pump up the ass. Please supply more info… You’ve had it done? You sure you didn’t inject your mouth with cheeseburgers? I heard that works too.

zsa zsa cookie Says:
June 10, 2008 at 2:39 am   editi forgot to add the style of booty she has is called athletic bootie.

i have the same.

i also have seen her before pics on the internet and that rump was not even close to looking like it does now.

It doesnt take away
from her beauty but stopp trippen cause the ass was bought along with the boobs.

zsa zsa cookie Says:
June 10, 2008 at 2:46 am   editGoogle hydrogel butt injections

Get your head out of the sand

if you see a big booty lady starlett or video chick these days this hydrogel butt injections
is the reason why

buffie the body

angel lola luv

hundreds of thousands of adult entertainers

transexuals

video vixens

skrippers

wanna bees

fo days!

Lake Arlington Says:
June 10, 2008 at 2:57 am   editAnd what about the babe I was hittin in college, did she have it too? Serena Williams too? Get my head out of the sand? Are you serious? What profession are you in that necessitates that fake back shot?

zsa zsa cookie Says:
June 10, 2008 at 3:09 am   edithey i’m only tellin it like it is

my profession has nothing to do with wanting to keep myself up

as you get older you begin to lose some of your gifts

i found out a way to make them stay as long as I’m on the planet.

as for the younger women this is done strictly for competition in this sex crazed world we live in.

by the way jennifer lopez ass for example is real. yes some folks have it like that but most purchase it these days

ain’t nothing but a word and a round trip plane ticket

and may i add that the injections are permanent.
and you can buy as much as you want.

Lake Arlington Says:
June 10, 2008 at 3:50 am   editHey, this has been pretty enlightening. where do you go? LA?

zsa zsa cookie Says:
June 10, 2008 at 4:21 am   editwhy do you ask? are you looking to have someone get work done?

Brock Hardon Says:
June 10, 2008 at 10:58 am   editZsa Zsa…we have a policy here at UvT. We need a pic or it didn’t happen. As a certified assologist I need evidence of the booty injection so I can recognize the signs of augmentation. Just curious. You elected for the “athletic booty”, what exactly are the other options? Low Slinger? Flapjack? High and Tight? Gnat? Rumpshaker? Pumps and a Bump? Which model does Angel Lola Love have? The all you can eat?

Will Says:
June 10, 2008 at 11:18 pm   editMy take? her shit is REAL, but she no doubt got the Hollywood Special, nips, tucks, tighten-ups, all that. Aren’t Armenian women kinda naturally full-bodied? Who knows. BOTTOM LINE: her ass looks great. Her sex tape sucked.

Will Says:
June 10, 2008 at 11:28 pm   editWill’s update: ok, os I hit up kim’s own website and I must say girl looks rather tasty. She has enough great pics of her in bikinis, sarongs, skirts, etc… and she is fiiine! Standing next to Reggie Bush (who aint tall) she looks like a …..F-doll. her sex tape still sux tho.

10:27pm CST Lakers pleeeeease pull this off!!!!

zsa zsa cookie Says:
June 11, 2008 at 6:25 am   editSorry Will, dat aint it at tall.

Yes she is absolutley stunning but the link below makes it clear.

If that were her real arse, it would be seen clear across the picture when she was younger. And if you look even crossed eyed you can see that it aint there.

That kind of arse Kim is sporten would have been visible right after puberty

 

Get Ready….

One Year…

Hundreds of Posts…

Thousands of Pictures…

Millions of Readers…

And we’ve just gotten started. It’s almost time to start the revolution…

Us Versus Them

You are either one of Us…or you’re one of Them.

-Brock & Lake

————-UPDATE————-

Iron Mike is ready.  You know he’s down with Us.

Are You?

Man Up Monday: Brock Hardon

I’m slackin’ on my pimpin’ in major ways today.  Just letting you know that Lake and I didn’t get jumped by NAWAUVT (Negative Arse Women Against Us Versus Them) over the weekend.  We’re still here kicking.  Content (and a real Man Up Monday) coming soon.

Look, at least James from Big Brother is excited!

-Brock

IT’S COMING…

Get Ready.  You already love US.  There will be more of US.  They can’t stop US.  If you aren’t one of US, you’re one of THEM.

-Brock and Lake

Us Versus Them

News Flash: Don’t Try To Scare Black People

I was talking to my nilla Lake, and you know that dude thinks he’s funny.  He always wants to talk some shit, run some pranks on the interns, you know hot sauce here, cup of water to the dome there.  I just let him know not to mess with me.  Black people are predisposed to not get down with that BS.  I believe the condition is called “Osomebody Duntoldjawrong”.  Anyway he didn’t know what I was talking about so I had the new intern Paul Hussien Feinberg pull a few clips for me.

The first one is a Halloween clip.  Let’s call it “Whoop That Trick…or treat”:

You can see the direct comparison.  The white people are scared out of their mind.  The brother straight drops that fool.

Here’s another one.  Let’s call it “Naaaaaaaah Mang”

I love the way that dude in the trash can just gets mushed and that trashcan lid just drops right back down on his ass.

In other news, never throw a black woman in a pool.  She will get her hair wet and whoop your ass.  That is some white people shit for real.

-Brock

The Revolution Is Here: McDonalds Rolls Out Sweet Tea Nationwide

Ladies of Us Versus Them, the Brock that you all know and love is going away, and I’m not coming back. Look I’m from the south okay? There are a few things that I just can’t control. I like thick booties. It’s in my DNA okay? I can’t resist this:

See how the tailpiece tucks in on the top and on the bottom? It doesn’t get better than that. In fact, when I was young I did a science project on the phenomenon. Here’s a pic:

A+ and first place at the science fair. Your boy Brock was always smooth too.

Anyway, I also can’t stop eating fried food, I like warm weather, I retain the ability to speak with people from the ATL. In fact I want to send my people a quick haboutdatkrunkfitinahrawlownatnah Whathattinneeeein!

I have one final weakness, I’m talking about the Achilles heel, the open flank, King Hippo’s band-aid on his stomach, the cup of Southern Sweet Tea. I thought I had gotten away from it. I moved North of the Mason-Dixon line so I wouldn’t have the daily temptation. I’ve had full on arguments with people because of the fact that I don’t understand why no one North of Virginia understand that if you put the sugar in the Iced Tea while the tea is WARM it is a whole different experience all together. Well someone understands and it is about to take the world by storm.

Oh McDonald’s you are some ice cold muthafuckas. You had to put the lemon wedge in it, didn’t you? Not only that, but these cats hit you with the big bodied cup off the top too. And let me be the first to tell you…that shit is delicious. This ain’t no Nestea Brisk fake tasting BS, this is the real deal. Go get some, I’m talking about today. Not now, but right now…It’s open 24 Hours, get some.

So anyway ladies, if you catch your man Brock in the streets while he is still slim and sexy get it while the getting is good. Because long about summer ’09, your boy is going to be rocking elastic pants and turning every pair of sneakers I own into slippers by stepping on the heel just cause I like to sliiiiiiiide.

I’ll try to run it off though.

-Brock

==============Update===========

Ohhhhhhhhh weeee, that sweet tea is nationwide?  And they just opened up a Popeye’s Chicken over by Fenway (WITHOUT Sweet Tea mind you), now I won’t ever have to go back down south.  I can’t lie, it’s 1:04 AM right now.  Having tasted the sweet nectar myself before, I’m tempted to fire up my luxury sled and head on over to Mickey D’s for some late night heat!  On the real, I’ll have to try this out before the end of the week though..  Awww, that big body tea is talkin to a nilla.  Thanks for the info.

– Lake