OK, it’s pretty easy to joke Eric aka America’s player on Big Brother 8.
(let’s just start with the people’s eyebrow)
After all, he’s goes out of his way to show you that he’s “just a 5 foot 7 inch Jewish boy” whatever that means… I guess it means something to Amber though, but I’ll leave the anti-semitism out of this post. At any rate, this dude Eric, no matter what you think about his “game play” has a golden opportunity to get at a chick who is waaaaay above his pay grade.
(it’s all about the hip)
Say what you want about Jessica, but she’s got some tools. I’m sure she’s got the bottle blond hair and the enhanced chest piece, but you can’t fake that aerobicized body and easy going personality.. and did I mention that body?
I mean, homey has already told us he’s got no game and I’ve watched him, he’s right. Dude looks like he’s about to giggle and ask for a cookie when he should be getting in there, closing the deal on some nookie. I mean, they’re stuck in a house for goodness sake. It’s got that “if you were the last man on earth” feel to it and he IS the last man and he knows this chick is down. What’s he waiting for? Crazy.
And no that terrible “America’s kiss” does not count, neither did that one kiss he did before that. He’s got to get in there while the getting it good.
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