Where my Dogs at? Vick Gets Indicted!


Why must Mike be like dat, why can’t Mike fu&k with cats?


Awwwww, why why why?!?! One of our favorite players on our favorite teams, just got popped for dealling with some stankin, filthy dogs! Indeed, Ron Mexico errr Michael Vick, the cat who was supposed to change the QB position, the guy who was supposed to be Micheal Jordan in cleats, that guy, just got indicted by a Federal Grand Jury in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District for conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities and to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture.


Now we’ll just have to see what NFL Commissioner, slash Law enforcement officer, slash judge, slash omnipotent 12 man one head jury foreman/member Roger Goodell is going to do about this.


You know Emperor Goodell doesn’t mind making “determinations” before the legal system has run its course. But this here is Mike Vick, it’s not some random D lineman or some little known punt returner with a catchy name (Pac Man). Nah, this is ATL’s franchise, you can best believe Commissioner of All Truth and Justice and Knowledge Goodell will tread a bit more cautiously what with all those season tickets still outstanding. Let’s see how much sack he’s got this time.


Suspend him Roger, I double dog dare you!

– Lake Dog

5 Responses to “Where my Dogs at? Vick Gets Indicted!”

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  2. roark Says:

    Franchise Schmanchise!!!! throw that F*cker in Mother F*cking Prison. This guy makes 10’s of millions of dollars in the NFL and he has the nerve to kill and murder dogs who don’t “perform” well or don’t win?

    I wish every time he lost a football game that the biggest Defensive linemen could pick him up over his head and slam him to the ground like he does to his dogs (killing them).. or maybe hook up some electrodes to his cahones and electrocute him if he threw the ball incomplete. There is no justice for a peabrain jock like this. God I hope he just gets screwed on this one. Sorry Falcons fans, you deserve to have a leader, not this idiot.

    The NFL needs to do the right thing here. I can’t believe Vick could be so stupid. It’s just sad. Sorry baby, you gotta go!!!!!

  3. Lake Arlington Says:

    Damn, tell ’em why you mad sun! Can’t even put him in the dog house with a suspension or something?

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  5. Lake Arlington Says:


    The NFL still hasn’t suspended him. I wonder why.. It’s like Deion Sanders said, “must be the money”…

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