We’ve Moved to UvTBlog.com!!!

It’s still Us vs. Them, but:

Peep your favorite blogger’s favorite blogger and the best blogger alive over at UVTBLOG.COM.  Now yall don’t have to go over to uvtblog.com, but you gotta git the hell outta here.

Holler at us.

LINK TO UVTBLOG.COM HERE

- Lake and Brock

Man Up Monday: Web Development

Folks, now you know we give the people what they want, when they want.  But right now, the UvT crew is trying hard to transition to our new site.  All things going well, we should be able to roll with the new shit by tomorrow time.  Right now, Lakey F. Baby is looking like this:

But in truth, our site is pretty much like this:

Meaning, decent, but not exactly what you want or what we need to completely break away from what you know and love.  Rest assured, we’re working ’round the clock to bring back the arses, anti Palin/McCain-isms and completely unsolicited reviews of all the reality tv you don’t watch.  Indeed, we’re here to serve and serve we will, but not until we work out the kinks.  Finally, we’ll also be solving this credit crisis, hopefully, by the close of bitniz Monday, so that’s on our plate too.

In short, hold tight, respek, don’t call us — we’ll call you and “real talk” whatever that means.  UvT version 2.0 in 5,4,3,2…..

- Lake 1.9 soon to be 2 point izzo

Ms. Teen South Carolina, Sarah Palin, Talks Foreign Policy

I’m not sure if any of you saw Sarah Palin’s ridiculous act with Katie Couric, but it’s hilarious how perfectly her comments fit in with Ms. Teen South Carolina:

If it wasn’t so scary, it’s be completely hilarious.  Here’s the real video:

Wonderful…and you thought we couldn’t find someone dumber than Dubyah to be Pres-o-dent.

- Lake

Jessica Alba Post-baby Update

We all know Jessica Alba is UvT Quality.  We all know Jessica Alba just had a baby.  We know Lake doesn’t like the pregnant lady shots.  As the resident Assologist I have just one question, what happened to that tail piece?

The stomach tightened back up and the J’s are better than ever.  Thigh work is still tight.

The right cheek seems to have made it through the challenge in great shape.  Jessica Alba comes tramp stamp?  Who knew?

Hmmmm.  A Bow.  If I had to pick a tail piece to be permanently gift wrapped, I guess this would be the one I’d pick…I guess.  Anyway, back to the matter at hand.

Oh!  There’s the Alba I know and love.  She’s back in business people.  Welcome back Jessica…well done.

-Brock

The Beavers are Giving it to the Trojans

Oregon State is up on USC 14-0.  Uhhhh Make that 21-0.

————–MINI UPDATE——————

There it is.  Down go the Trojans.

————–MINI UPDATE——————

Now I know USC has it in them to come back, but damn this is ugly right now.  I also don’t really believe in the transitive property applied to sports, but right now if Oregon State>USC and USC>Ohio State then Ohio State = Really F’n sucks.

-Brock

This is Pretty Much the Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Seen…

I don’t know if this is safe for work, or not safe for work, or only “technically” safe for work.  The sound is probably barely safe for work, but that is what makes it great.

Peep it, but not at work?  Maybe at work?  It is on youtube so it isn’t fully aggressive, but it if your boss walked by, you’d have some splainin’ to do.

-Brock

———-UPDATE————

I guess it isn’t safe for work.  They rip it down as fast as I can put it up. Follow this link to check it though.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Diesel-SFW-XXX-577249.html

Barack Agrees to Help Solve the Economic Crisis

In fact he just issued his policy statement:

The best part about this picture?  My Mom sent it to me.  Mama Hardon got jokes.

-Brock

In Light of the Economic Crisis…

This blog has been suspended.

Unlike the good Senator here, I’m just bullshittin.  I just didn’t realize when Lake said he didn’t work on his birthday that “los dias del Arlington“, as it is known in Mexico, was a week-long celebration.

I’ve got something bubbling in the lab right now.

-Brock

Clay Aiken Is Gay

In a move that ones of people have been waiting for since seeing Clay Aiken for the first time on American Idol 6 years ago, Clay Aiken finally came out of the closet.

In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, Lake is hungover, and my stacks are bigger than yours.  Oh and by the way here’s apparently what Clay Aiken’s closet looks like.

That’s right.  See through glass.  It’s not a big deal if you come out of the closet when everyone can see what you are doing in the closet.

You think we didn’t know when we saw you dressed like this?  Seriously?  Oh, and speaking of people standing in the glass closet, tell Tyler Perry, Ricky Martin, 50% the cast of I Love New York, 80% of the dudes that have ever appeared on a show with “dance” in the title, and that guy in that yoga class that actually knows what he is doing and is not just scoping stretched out tail pieces so come on out while you are at it. 

Thanks.

-Brock

Hey, Under Armour Guy. We need to talk…

I know a lot of people here at UvT talk about working out.  I hit the gym as much as I can but I might have to go on the Rocky plan from now on.  You know running through the mountains and lifting logs, punching sides of beef or something.

Why you ask?  Under Armour guy has taken over the gym.

Yup that dude right there.  Hey buddy, no one wants to see all that.  I know they make it tight, but that doesn’t mean you have to wear it tight.  In fact they tell you how to wear it right in the name.  It’s called UNDER ARMOUR you are supposed to wear it up UNDER what ever else you’ve got.  Throw a t-shirt on.  Here’s a novel idea, wear some shorts.  I feel like I’m trapped in a fat version of the damn Tour de France every time I step into the gym, and I can’t take it.

It also means this guy is stalking the locker room…and that is not okay (no gym locker rooms for me anyway, violates Rule #1)  This message isn’t just for fat guys either.  This guy needs to cut this bullshit out too.

No, no, no.  First of all the headband is the most ridiculous looking invention ever…especially when you rock the “receding hairline” positioning that my man here seems to prefer.  Second, with the armband and the wild green earphones, this cat looks like he is auditioning for a spot in Tron 2008, which is to say he looks ridiculous.

You know what it applies to pro athletes too.  I don’t care if you are in shape, it is still terrible.

That means you T.O.  Bottom line, you are wearing tights and leg warmers.  I don’t care how many balls you catch, you look ridiculous.

I know, I know…That’s Unfurr.  You stop and then I stop.  Deal?

-Brock