Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Tape Sucks

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Yeah yeah, I know I didn’t post the still shot of the alleged Lindsay Lohan sex tape when it first came out.

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I took one look at that cell phone generated picture and just knew it was pretty much garbage.

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Oddly enough, I also took one look at the picture and instantly knew it was authentically Lindsay. I’m not sure why. Perhaps it’s the way her weave is cascading off her head… Maybe it was the fact that this shot requires a third person in the room with a cheap ass, bootleg Razor “filming” the action, another hallmark, in my experience, of Ms. Lo-han. Anyway, it just looks like her. Concavely bent over, getting after it… We all know Lindsay’s a freak. And while I’ll admit that she isn’t think, she’s still pretty classy…..if you compare her to Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

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Sex tape gods, bring me something better… I don’t work like this. Oh and here’s the NSFW barely visible real deal shot of Lindsay’s alleged mic check. Next.

– Lake

2 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Tape Sucks”

  1. mrod Says:

    Mic check! LOLOLOL. Brilliant.

  2. wowman Says:

    I am pretty impressed these tapes have been released so fast.

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