Is Janet Jackson Still Bad?

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Here are some pics from her new concert:

She’s still got the dance moves…

Her side profile game is tight.  Got a nice little tuck in there.  Those calves are thick on em too.  Although I’m starting to think that waist plate is as much functional as it is decorative.

Awwwwwwwww.  What’s up with the knee brace game?  That ain’t sexy!  It’s over Janet, I can’t believe it’s really over.  What about the good times we had?  The Rolling Stone cover.  Your freaky “velvet rope” period.  It was so good.  I’m just going to pretend you still look like this…and that this picture wasn’t photoshopped.

Yeah, that’s how I like it baby.  By the way, I don’t care if she’s lost a step…Jermaine Dupri still ain’t hitting it right.

-Brock

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10 Responses to “Is Janet Jackson Still Bad?”

  1. otis Says:

    negative shes a jackson that discounts everything she does they all look like so ill pass

  2. KIR in NV Says:

    Outside of her secret marriages and penchant for rolling with C level dack talent, she always seemed like the normal Jackson to me.

    In other Jackson Family news, I was reading a report recently where local parents were very upset that Mike J was moving in near one of our elementary schools. How he gonna run down his next victim I mean friend in that busted ass wheelchair he uses these days? Still, there’s a school on every corner here so unless he packs up and heads on out to Moapa, this will continue to be an issue. Poor weirdo.

  3. Be On It Says:

    Attention all male readers of UvT: women do not look the same at 40+ as they do at 20+. If she does, she is a freak of nature or has been on a surgical maintence routine. Heck, most of y’all have left eh glory days of flat abs, tight arse, and skrong back and shoulders behind. do we get all up in arms about the distasteful state of manliness? Not really. Janet has still got it, so stop hating.

    I, for one, am not mad at the knee pads. Shoot, jack up my knees for some random people who paid $40 a ticket? No Sir! I’d rather be able to walk than to be fly and bust my junk up.

    @ KIR: You know Michael going to skip the wheelchair all together and go straight for riding in a pimped out ice cream truck. That’s all the bait he needs. But serious, I hope he leaves his penchant for unripened flesh in the past, cause he doesn’t have the stacks to get an acquittal this time around.

  4. Will Says:

    Yo Janet does everything in her power to keep that ‘Pleasure Principle’ thikness is check! ha good for her tho! wtf is up with that Grace Jones throback tho?!! again ha!

  5. okolepuka Says:

    Janet is one that I have never gotten. Her appeal just falls flat in my eyes. She had a great body at one point but even then when I looked at her all I saw was Michael’s face on a woman’s body.

    There is some funky and damaged DNA in that family and I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole. She looks like her sweat has an acrid smell and she looks like she sweats a lot, even just watching TV.

    I don’t like her nose either, too Jackson. Compare her, even in her early years, to Beyonce in the post above, now THAT is a woman!

  6. Killa Kaika Says:

    She needs to stop! She looks hurt!

    I’m not saying that women should act their age, but women should dress their age….well, unless you are Halle Berry. 9 mo. pregnant Halle Berry looks better than Janet in her yellow jumpsuit.

    When you are in your 40’s, opt for classiness a la Vanessa Williams. Sexy but yet classy:

    Don’t try to hang in their with the youth. The chance of you ending up looking like a clown is as big as Janet is her yellow jumpsuit:

    As far as makeup goes, try to stick natural tones. Don’t take Ms. Jackson as an example:

    …and less outrageous weaves.
    What’s this? Latoya Special?!

    ……….

  7. Killa Kaika Says:

    She needs to stop! She looks hurt!

    I’m not saying that women should act their age, but women should dress their age….well, unless you are Halle Berry. 9 mo. pregnant Halle Berry looks better than Janet in her yellow jumpsuit.

    When you are in your 40’s, opt for classiness a la Vanessa Williams. Sexy but yet classy:

  8. Killa Kaika Says:

    Don’t try to hang in their with the youth. The chance of you ending up looking like a clown is as big as Janet is her yellow jumpsuit:

    As far as makeup goes, try to stick natural tones. Don’t take Ms. Jackson as an example:

    …and less outrageous weaves.
    What’s this? Latoya Special?!

    …..um for some reasons, my comment won’t show up…..

  9. Killa Kaika Says:

    She needs to stop! She looks hurt!

    I’m not saying that women should act their age, but women should dress their age….well, unless you are Halle Berry. 9 mo. pregnant Halle Berry looks better than Janet in her yellow jumpsuit.

    When you are in your 40’s, opt for classiness a la Vanessa Williams. Sexy but yet classy:

    ….ok..my attempt to repost my comment. If it doubles or triples, I apologize :p

  10. Be On It Says:

    @ okolepuka: that’s not funky DNA, that’s just good ol’ American crazy.

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