Yousa Fun-Ni Matta Fakka Hideki

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Hideki Matsui is one funny dude.

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See, he even laughs at his own jokes. Here’s how it went down. When playing with the fellas in Spring training, Matsui made a bet with Derek Jeter and Bobby Abreu on who would get married first. He then flew out the next day to get married. Nice, like me, you never make a bet you don’t already know you are going to win. So after he stacks some cash (gotta be long money right? Jeter’s not making any $20 bets like Lake’s cheap ass.)

So the New York media is all over my man to see what wifey looks like. I’m sure Hideki saw what happened to A Rod and Spitzer when you let the NY press get a hold of your personal life. So he hits ’em with this.

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Niiiiiice. I wonder if he drew it himself. He took it so seriously too. That is the equivalent of flicking off the media as far as I’m concerned. At least we know he is keeping it real with the Asian babe.

Hey, bad news ladies, I just got married too. Want to meet wifey?

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Drew it myself.

-Brock

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2 Responses to “Yousa Fun-Ni Matta Fakka Hideki”

  1. mrod Says:

    We Asians are crafty like that. Also, please please please write about this:

    http://dlisted.com/node/24881

  2. Lindsay Says:

    get over yourself and delete your blog, for the love of god.

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