OH MY WORD: Ashley Dupre Sex Tape

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Dude, usually I’ll tell you that I don’t see these things, but some rat bastard hit me with a “look at this” link and I just went there, foolishly, and this is what I found:

Homey, all I can say is that Eliot Spitzer knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he got a 7 diamond, 8 star, 6 out of 6 turned around baseball cap level whore.

Dog, I feel like I just saw a ghost.  All I can say about this chick is that if you took a vial of pure sex and somehow morphed it into a fleshy form with enough brain to dance around and hit, that’d be THIS chick.  Link is definitely NSFW and it’s definitely right here.

There’s that sideways hat again. lol  Maaaaaaayne, I think Eliot should run for reelection in NY.  After cats see this joint, they won’t be able to fault the man.

I mean, lord help us, what do yall expect the cat to do, NOT hit that?

Wow.

– Lake

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10 Responses to “OH MY WORD: Ashley Dupre Sex Tape”

  1. Client 10 Says:

    Good God Almighty.. E Spitz knew what he was doing when he laid down 4 Gs on that chick. I hate to say it but I will be buying the full length tape or at least. That bootleg version should be in Harlem in 5, 4, 3, 2…..

    Hilarious post.

  2. Texas Pete Says:

    She is not the same she is a Martian.

  3. Will Says:

    WOW. Now, THIS is a SEX TAPE. (erryone else, take notes)

  4. AMAROSA FLORES Says:

    YEAH OK BUT ISNT THAT HOW MOST GIRLS SHOULD DO IT….. DUH … AND IF THEY DONT THEN WHY ARENT YOU TEACHING THEM TO DO THAT FOR YOU ….

  5. Drunk Punk Says:

    “I like them Ameries, you can have them Amarosas” – Currency, Where Da Cash At

    Funny hearing a woman named Amarosa talking about how “most girls should do it”.. Hell, MOST girls should do a lot of things, but they don’t. That’s why Client 9 had to become Client 9. His chick wasn’t polishing the silver and making sure all the pipes were in working order. So he had to outsource it.

  6. AMAROSA FLORES Says:

    TRUST I KNOW…. IN MOST ETHNIC COMMUNITIES THEY TELL YOU BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED ABOUT ALL OF YOUR DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES IN MARRIAGE… AND ALOT OF TIMES OLD SKOOL SPANISH COMMUNITIES ITS THE WIFE’S FAULT THAT HER HUSBAND IS FORCED TO STRAY TO GET WHAT HE NEEDS…..

  7. Lake Arlington Says:

    So that’s why Latino cats get away with murder with them side chicks? I’ve got a few boys from South America and believe me, they get it poppin with no fear… wife or not.

  8. RosyF Says:

    Senorita Amarosa please, “forced to stray” seriously what jedi mind trick has someone put on you. Let me guess your man won’t stray cuz you know what your doing. Right! (Lake cue that Wonder Woman pic.)

    Withholding sex for whatever reason for months is a total violation but only a part of the problem. The other part is there are always gonna be younger, better, and newer p*ssy out there that someone wants to sample and factor that with women who like getting at men that are already spoken for and a dose of economics reasons and there you have it.

  9. RosyF Says:

    Oh and Lake Ms. Dupre is a 3 diamond. I dunno what a 7 diamond gets or can do but based on your reaction to Ash’s tape, the future Client 9’s should get a physical before venturing past level 3.

  10. Lake Arlington Says:

    I dont’ know Rosy, seems to me that once you go up from a 3 diamond, you start raising that price. From what I’ve seen, 3 is all you need.

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