Since my post on the 2008 Beijing Olympics, cats in the forums have been calling me out to take a closer look at Misty May Treanor, who is apparently a fixture in beach volleyball.
Look, I don’t know who Rachel is, and I also don’t know why the uniform for beach volleyball is “half butt ass naked” but she makes a strong case for adding beach volleyball into the rotation. So I look for this chick Misty May Treanor, and I have to say I’m not immediately impressed. Then I find this:
Wellll, now I’m ready to see what’s going on here. Let’s start with the photoshopped up Maxim shot.
Cute girl. You can tell it is photoshopped because the tail piece above has no remote proportional relationship to the slimmed out thighs you see here. Look, if you are driving over a hill, you can tell if it is about to drop off. Same principle here. I know there is a mountain beyond them there hills and all I see is valley. I expect to at least see some foothills or rolling meadows.
The stills don’t really do her justice. Maybe I’ve got to see her in motion.
What the hell? Misty May is the Chad Johnson of beach volleyball? Who knew? Fine, I’ll hold judgment until after I see what she is able to lay down in Beijing. Let’s be clear though, she’s gotta come to take the belt to be declared UvT Quality. The tie will not go to the runner here.