Survivor Fans vs. Favorites Finale: Parvati Wins!

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Well, it aint like Lakey F. Baby didn’t tell yall that Parv was going to win the million dollars…She did.

Anyway, congratulations to Parvati. She was definitely a better choice to win the game over Amanda. Honestly, aside from looking hot in her various outfits that were designed to show off that ridiculously rocking body, I don’t really get how Amanda could have thought she’d win again Parv. I mean, what did she really have? You had doe eyes Amanda:

Tight shirt, “my stomach is ridiculously tight” Amanda:

And “I fucked Ozzy (for real though) out in the dirt and next to some rats” Amanda:

And speaking of Ozzy, why did he go out like such a punk with that “you gave up my friendship for a million dollars” speech to Parvati. Wait, everybody is there for the dough, but you expect Parv to feel guilty because your cat ass just wanted her to keep you around so that you could take her out of the game? Is that how is goes? And with regards to this giving up your friendship for money foolishness, I think the only answer to that is HELL YES. Who wouldn’t give up your random ass friendship for cash. It’s not like she needs you to get coconuts and fish back in LA. SHE’LL HAVE MONEY TO DO THAT!!!

And Oz, all that rhetoric about falling in love with Amanda on National TV. Dog, are you serious? Come on homey, you played yourself. Can’t you smell a showmance when you see one? Plus Amanda is the most insincere chick in Survivor history. All those fake tears, doe eyes and bullshit was for the cameras son. She’s a pageant chick!

(Damn, does she ever look skrong in that bikini shot though)

Again, once Amanda gets to a place where they have restaurants, refrigerators and charge cards, Ozzy will cease to be relevant. I mean, just be glad that you were able to hit and move on. Damn, pull your skirt up son.

Lastly, for all the talk about Parvati finally playing a strategic game rather than being flirtatious, leave it to Parv to win based on flirting with some femi-nazi lesbian chicks.

I mean, the so called “black widow” Natalie was waaaaaaay off the board with that question to Parvati about her flirtatiousness in the game and how that translated to her sexual habits in the bedroom!

I mean, that was crazy. And no, neither Jeff Probst nor James got it when she dropped that random ass “question” about Parvati’s sex life and alleged flirtation with her terrible ass.

Lol. I mean, what was that about? I guess those little looks from Parv got ole Nat’s jungle juices flowing out there.

I can’t lie, Lesbian or not (and I’m not sure she even is) that Nat did have her moments with that extra aerobicized body. Though, I can’t support those balloons she calls breast. Them joints are faker than a three dollar bill. Still, that comment about how she thought Parv was flirting with her was unexpected and more than appreciated. Sadly, it came with all the manhater rhetoric, which I often enjoy actually, just not when there aren’t any dudes around. lol.

All in all it was a good season. Fine ass Parvati won.

Is it just me or does she actually look better out in the wild?

Definitely better natures way.

Moving on, Amanda’s fake doe eyed bullshit got her played again (she also lost in Survivor China) and we had some solid girl on girl, man hating subplots to keep it all interesting. As always a great show.

– Lake

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4 Responses to “Survivor Fans vs. Favorites Finale: Parvati Wins!”

  1. Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites « Us Versus Them Says:

    […] Fans vs. Favorites Check out our updated survivor coverage of The Finale and Parvati’s win of Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites and Erik’s unbelievable Stupidest Survivor Ever […]

  2. Will Says:

    Thanx for the update. I make it a point to NOT watch reality tv since it is a major contributor to the downfall of western intellect. (polital Will)

    on an entirely ‘nother note – Jenna Bush looks kinda nice in her wedding dress…only prob is she’ll be spawning more Neo-cons that we will eventually have to deal with. OH!

  3. Lake Arlington Says:

    Will, I agree. I started to post on ole Jenna, just didn’t get a chance. She did look about as good as you’ve ever seen her in that dress. Don’t let the diet of a lifetime fool ya…

  4. Julie Says:

    I absolutely agree with you about Parv–she deserved it, and she fought a good fight to get it. Amanda, the pageant queen, was never going to win it. And, Parvati got the rest of the women wrapped around her finger–amazing. One correction, though–Natalie, who is a crazy-ass bitch in my opinion, is anything but a “femi-nazi.” She is quite the opposite–hating, manipulating, and being cruel to people, including to men, is totally contradictory to feminism. Man-hating, fake-boobs, and manipulation are not feminism, and are exactly some of the things feminism is trying to fight.

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