Man Up Monday: Hillary Clinton

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HIllary.  Stop, please just stop.  Fine, you’re tough.  You are going hard.  I know, there isn’t a nominee yet, so the game isn’t over.  The problem is, you are just making yourself look crazy, desperate, and the people around you are starting to look like complete fools.  First, you were just going to steal the Super Delegates by cashing in all of Bill’s chips.  Then you want to count Michigan and Florida, one state where you were the only person on the ballot, and another state where people were told votes don’t count before the election.  First you were down with delegates, then the super delegates, then big states, then some imaginary delegate count that your people made up.  The funny thing is, whenever you make up a new standard, Barack ends up beating it. This weekend I heard you try to say how important West Virginia is in the election.  “No president has been elected since 1920 without winning West Virginia.”  Sure, that could mean that it is an important state, orrrrrrrrr, it could mean that WV goes which ever way the wind blows and doesn’t mater at all.

So HIllary, remember the last person who couldn’t drop out of the race?

Right.  Remember how stupid he looked?

The worst part is, now HIllary is just saying stupid shit.

On Friday, she said her base was “working, hard-working Americans, white Americans”.  What?  Hillary, let me tell you how the English language works.  When you speak in phrases like that, it means you are redefining the previous phrase.  So that means that “hard-working Americans” and “white Americans” are synonymous.  Which is to the exclusion of everyone else.  Which is also code for “You know Barack is Black, right”?  Even old school Clinton devotee Charlie Rangel had to say, “That is one of the dumbest things she could have said”.

HIllary, you are always talking about how tough you are.  You’ve wanted to show that you can play as hard as the guys.  You want to show you can fight and scrap with anyone from Chris Dodd to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.  Well it is time for you to Man Up!

That means to step down while you’ve still got some dignity.  It is like a UFC match, Barack has you in a tight arm lock.  You don’t need to get your arm broken to prove you are tough.  There is dignity in saying you’ve been beaten by the better competitor.

Man Up…and please do it soon.

-Brock

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3 Responses to “Man Up Monday: Hillary Clinton”

  1. Hillary Clinton for President in 2008 - Page 63 - BuckeyePlanet Ohio State Forums Says:

    […] said it before, but this is just a great blog or whatever you call a pointless series of posts Man Up Monday: Hillary Clinton ? Us Versus Them […]

  2. Be On It Says:

    Ohmigod! You let Buckeye fans up in here? BOOOOOO!

    Anyway, back to the Man Up Topic. Queuing up old skool En Vogue… Remember how in the Giving Him Something He Can Feel video, the lovely ladies of EnVogue were teasing the hell out of those old @ss pervs? They were so close, but still couldn’t tap any of that prime R&B diva tail? Isn’t that like ol’ Hilly? So close, but no cigar? Barack is def bringing the heat, and letting ol’ Hilly know that she is “Neva Going to Get It” Hilarious.

  3. Man Up Monday: Brett Favre « Us Versus Them Says:

    […] up, stepping up, and making it happen.  This time, it takes a bigger man to step down.  Just like I told Hillary, there is a time to pack it up and go home for the good of the Packers, for the good of the future […]

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