Posts Tagged ‘you can’t dance’

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: Vacation Style

April 30, 2008

We’ve all been on those cultural vacations or events where we just want to jump in the action. Like, if you go to Brazil during carnival, you just gotta get in there and rock that Capoeira dance, right? Sure, but you never do because inherently you just know that a loss is somewhere close by….just waiting around the corner. Well, this video is proof positive of that fact. I don’t care what level of shake you think you have, don’t try to do what the natives do. Just let it be, lest you end up like this chick.

Awww, now see. That was just terrible. I did enjoy when ole boy dropped that flying people’s elbow on her though. Maaaaayne, I’m not trying to be that guy, but what’s really going on with some of these wild Caribbean dance events? I mean, I know I don’t understand and I couldn’t, but you couldn’t even bang a chick out with the moves these cats are doing. They did everything but shoot the babe. That was awful and by awful I mean awesome. Baby girl, you have some shake, you got a lil slow wine, but leave the beach antics to the locals. Thanks.

– Lake