Posts Tagged ‘Willaim Torres’

The New Face of Terror

January 28, 2008

Check out a picture of this recent felon.

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William Torres is his name.  Now just looking at the dude, chinstrap beard, stunna hoodie, gym shorts and fuzzy lion slippers.  What do you think he was brought in for?  Doing Whippits in the back of a grocery store?  Slinging weed out of the back of his rare sneaker store?  Public Nudity?  Guess again, this dude got brought in for double freaking murder.   Damn, I don’t know what’s worse, not being able to identify potential killers from your average everyday crazy looking fool, or actually being killed by a dude who dresses like Willy here.

I’m keeping my eyes out for this dude.  I never did trust him.

-Brock