Posts Tagged ‘Weezy F. Baby’

Best Rapper Alive: Lil Wayne – Whip It

August 8, 2008

It’s funny because my boy Brock put me onto this song with one line:

Pimpin’ over here
And I aint Santa Claus but I can make it Rain, Dear

Does it get any better than that?  Perfect.  Anyway, when I went to the whole song this shit was just great.  I need to put this in the ride posthaste.

Those slave references are aggressive, but the flow be progressive.  Yall like my little flow?  AHNT  lol  This cat clearly has the best flow right now.

– Lake

Hot Like Fire: Lil Wayne – The Carter 3 Review

June 3, 2008

If you’re at all interested in hip hop or rap, then you’re well aware of the fact that Young Weezy Baby aka Weezy F. Baby aka Lil Weezy aka Lil Wayne has this Carter III album coming out on June 10.

“But Lake, if the Carter III comes out on June 10th and it’s June 3rd, how did you get your hands on the album”…. Don’t worry about that. When you’re a media insider like me, they give you a little extra love. Anyway, even though I got a “free” copy, I’ll still be faithfully purchasing Weezy’s cd next Tuesday for sure. I mean, this cat put out like 100 or so songs in 2007/2008 and not just some ole bullsh*t either. While we’re at it, go ahead and peep that Lollipop with Kanye Live at Summer Jam.

Boy that Kanye really believes in his music, maybe a little too much. Anyway, Wayne has been lit-trally spitting hot fire for the better part of 12 months. And while I’ve purchased no more than 5 CDs in the past 4 years, this is one I’ll be getting on general principle. I mean, you gotta show love to true artists who show love to you, so I’m kicking off my “Go buy Wayne’s Album” campaign. Dude deserves it.

I went ahead and put that joint in the lab today and let me tell you, it’s FIRE! I mean, Wayne is killing it lyrically from start to finish, but finally he’s stepped his production game up, too. Peep the track list here, but let me just give you a little sample of what you can expect from Weezy:

That beat cranks in the ride, too. Overall, you just got to get this album, if not because dude deserves your dough, because it’s probably going to end up one of the best two or three albums this year. I must admit though, I never like when the remix or in this case remixes are significantly better than the original. Like, if you know the joint will be hot with another cat spitting over your hot beat, LOLLIPOP, then why didn’t you put the cat on to begin with? Oh well, I guess you can’t have everything.

– Lake

Hotness: They Know Remix Featuring Shawty Lo, Luda, Jeezy and Weezy

January 16, 2008

Maaaayne, I was riding into the office today and happened to have on this “They Know remix” by Shawty Lo (great name), Ludacris, Young Jeezy and Lil Wayne. When I started the song, I had my typical mojo going and Lakey the king was pretty much looking like this:

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And yes I do own that jacket, ok? Anyway, the song started getting good to me and then Lil Wayne’s verse hit and I just found myself in perpetual rewind. Hell, by the end of the ride, I got out my car and I looked and definitely felt like this:

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And for those of you who are astute enough to wonder, yeah, I think this is a picture of Michael Irvin.. LOL What was Espn thinking when they cut that guy loose. I like Keyshawn, but he aint Michael, not by a long shot.

Anyway, I ended up playing this song during my entire commute and it was lovely. Not sure why, but I just love this joint right now and no, I have no put that Lupe in the lab yet either. No need to, this is giving me plenty of what I want. I’ve got a lot of friends who swear by Young Jeezy, though I’ve never really been impressed.

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But I gotta admit, he gives you some of what you want on that “What up, to all yall hateeeeerz”. Nice. Then Lil Weezy just kills it per usual, this time with the Zap and Roger inspired voice modification (I give no credit to that cretin T-Pain). Listen to it and yes, I have appended the lyrics below for your listening and comprehension pleasure. Enjoy.

[Verse 1: Shawty Lo]
Yeeeaaaahhh
Shawty Lo and the Big Cats
Yeaaaahhhh
It’s the remix so bring ya top hat(eh)
What ya talkin bout
It’s L-O
I rap now it’s rap skizzo
Thirty bands… fo shizzo
Eight balls same price as the kilo
I’m a boss
Handle My B-I
And I got them same kinda guns like T.I.
See I been that way since knee high
Real dope boyz so you know I trap or Dizzi
No lizzi
I’m hizzi
Like kells I believe I can flizzi
And yeaaaahhhh I’ll see you later
BIG UPS… TO ALL MY HATERS!

[Verse 2: Ludacris]
Guard your woman dawg or I’ll take her
You’ll hear her scream from College Park to Decatur
I was a snotty nose with no paper
Now my crib sittin on 22 acres(woooo)
Get it right fool I gets money(yep)
If you think Ludas not filthy you’s a dummy(yep)
I was allergic to the roof on tha cutty
So I took the top off like a playboy bunny(whatup pops)
Catch me pimpin in a robe and some slippers(oo)
Ridin down 85 while I’m stuttin on my Gixer
Mouth full of swishers or ridin with ya sister(wooo)
and Six david beckhams or a trunk full of kickers(hahaha)
Take a picture of the mister it’ll last long
And these haters get stretched out like a bad thong
So partner mash on or get mashed up
Think you can fuck with Luda then put a million of your cash up(hi)

[Chorus: x4]
L O L O Dey Know Dey Know

[Verse 3: Young Jeezy]
I’m in my cool whip insides jello
Hop up out that pretty muthafucka like hello(hello)hello
Ladies how you doin
Dat nigga crazy girl don’t say nothin 2 em(haha)
Dey know dey know got white low low
Rob who? Take What? (gun cocks) hello
They know I give a fuck about them haterz(nope)
Young jizzle been gettin paper(yeeeaaaahhh)
Granite? wheels on da coup like savors
Hit da club with 20 brawdz like flavor
I’m on da top floor(floor) no neighbors
Who u kiddin I get my 87’s tailored

[Verse 4: Plies]
Went from two ounces to a mazarrati
First rap check bought choppers for everybody
Before they know what’s under my shirt the glock 40
Get 25 a show next month I want 40
Born a real nigga but I die a goon
Just bought a new choppa gon use it real soon
Got the streets on lock homie I can’t lose
Put me anywhere I’m the realest nigga in the room(believe me)
Take a look at me I’m what you call street approved
Got a lot haters but even more tools
I play dumb homie but neva been a fool
Cut my dog off I heard he snitchin too(ha)

[Chorus: x4]
L O L O Dey Know Dey Know

[Verse 5: Lil’ Wayne]
(HA)
Now what I look like
And if it ain’t money then I don’t look right
And that don’t sound right
I swear you can get a full clip not a sound bit
SU-WU gang and if you ain’t with it then you in the food chain
I’m in that wide body I’m a need two lanes
Blue Seats white paint wetter than new rain
Like a white person with blue bangs
I keep a black glock red dot blue flame
Feet hanging out the window jock my shoe game
Cause all my kicks fly like liu kang

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Old player new game
I’m focused I’m thinking like I got two brains
I’m in my prime I feel like a new wayne
How come there is two women but ain’t no two waynes
I don’t know what you do but I do thangs
It’s Mr. every time you see me got a new chain
My flow crazy I ain’t too sane
But I am thee shit & they just poop stain

[Chorus: x4]
L O L O Dey Know Dey Know

Dude, those improvised laughs and ad libs Weezy throws in there are so hot man. Ha. I’m not sure he’s the best Rapper Alive, but he’s the definitely my favorite right now.

– Lake

Lil Weezy off the market?

November 29, 2007

I read this mess on a gossip blog so you know it’s gotta be true (or completely fabricated, oh well). But according to Bossip, Lil Wayne has purchased an engagement ring for Lauren London.

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(Crickets) Yeah, right, I don’t know who the hell that is either. She’s the babe who played Turtle’s girlfriend for like 1.6 episodes on The Entourage.

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Riiight, thaat chick. Anyway, I’m not so sure I believe this. First, we aint never seen Bird Man Jr. with this chick, I mean, not never. Second, she’s cute and attractive and all, but, Lil Weezy is from New Orleans. That means, he’s used to chicks with that thunder. I mean, homey keeps a thick chick in his video, he was smashing Trina (after Baby was though..yuck) and I don’t know, I just feel like Weezy and I have the same taste in women. So of course that brings us to the ultimate question:

Is Lauren London a UvT Quality babe? Because lord knows Lil Weazy shouldn’t be messing with ole girl if she isn’t.

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Now, you knee jerk cats will immediately say, YES!!! I mean look at her. The babe is in fact tight. Pretty face, purty hair and it’s something about that wide “Bad Newz Kennels” inspired pitbull in a skirt stance she rocks with the extra wide hip that just be talking to a nilla…

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Let’s stop for a second, she looks DOPE in this shot. We need to file this joint under when hood goes good..WOW.

But the rest of her… I’m just not sure. Like this picture for instance.

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Oh, no no no.. see something here just aint right. It’s like when you bite into the Sweet Potato Pie and suddenly realize, oh no.. it’s Pumpkin!!! You try to make it taste right, feel right.. but it just aint the same. And no, it’s not just one bad angle.

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(Better, but still no)

Hmm, just reminds me of that famous line by Jigga Man aka Jay Z in battle anthem The Takeover against Nas.. “One was naaah the other was illmatic, that one hot album every ten years average”. Her tail is just uhh, nahh, eeeeh for me. I have a hard time rejecting her from the UvT quality crew, but right now, it’s just a no. Sorry, it’s just not good enough at this point. For real, it’s like the Hall of Fame, if you have to make an argument for a chick, she aint good enough. Like for instance, I’m going to show you two pictures. First think Lauren London, then:

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Bang, now you understand what we’re talking about here. Jessica Biel leaves no question. Oh, that backside pic is too easy you say? Keep it rollin intern.

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Boom..Meagan Good.. I mean, if all you ever saw of this babe was this picture, she’d still be on your top 5 baddest babes ever list.

Maybe next time Lauren. Damn, I feel bad, but only because we’re talking about Lil Wayne and his potential wifey. Tell you what, I’ll go ahead and throw out the challenge flag on myself and let Brock review it up in the booth, see if the call on the field stands or not.

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More later….

-Lake

—————UPDATE——————–

Lake, my nilla.  You have really put up a tough one here.  At first I thought we had missed one, but the third eye of UvT never lies.  I know I didn’t let one slip past me.  In order to overturn the call on the field, I’m going to need indisputable evidence otherwise.  I ran back the footage a few times and there’s not much there.  (evidence or tail)

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I don’t have the perfect angle, but the call on the field stands.  She’s out.  I tell you what isn’t up for debate.  The fact that Cassie has some big ass hands.    You see those things?

-Brock