Posts Tagged ‘the real HU’

Rock Bottom: Harvard smacks Michigan Hoops

December 2, 2007

When I saw this headline, Men’s College Basketball Scoreboard: Michigan 51 , Harvard 62, I literally had to blink the sleep out of my eyes. Then I went ahead and channeled James Brown via Eddie Murphy, “jumped back, wanna kiss myself…HEEEEY“… That didn’t work.


(Tommy to Michigan administration, coaches and players: “It’s me bitches”)

Indeed, the score I saw was real. Geez. How terrible do you have to be to lose to “the Real HU?” Listen, I don’t care if it’s early in the year, pre-season, on the road, after a back to back bender, hell, it could be a summer pick-up game.  If you’re Michigan Basketball, you are never, ever, eva eva eva eva eeeeeeevaaaah to lose to Harvard University. I don’t care if they’ve got John Wooden, Coach K and Bobby Knight on the bench. I don’t care if they’ve hired JeBron James to play as a ringer. You just can’t lose to Harvard! I mean, how far have Michigan athletics fallen? First they lose to Appalachian State, then they got rocked by Oregon, beaten by Wisconsin and whooped by Ohio State. Then Les Miles ices them out for the vacant coaching job, now this.


Man, the major subplot in all of this, of course, is that Michigan just fired Harvard’s first year Head Coach, Tommy Amaker, the former Duke Assistant coach and standout player, who got a little revenge against his old team. Boy, Tommy must have really done a hell of a job with help from top tier Harvard athletes to get this win right?


Errrrr, say what?


Yeah, either that or Tommy just slapped on his favorite mock turtleneck-suit combo, went down to the computer lab and picked a bunched of dudes who looked like they might have a little game, sent them to the scorers table and whispered in their ears “Michigan sucks.” Oh well.


(Is it the way he combs his hair? Uh, not really)

Nice win Tommy, I’m happy for you bro. Michigan, honestly, you suck.


(Beilein: “You assholes, I can’t lose to Haaarvaaaaard!!!!!”)

But I think you already know that. Crazy. I’ll tell you this, it’s not the end of the world and he may not have his own players, but that loss should put a short leash on Coach Beilein’s act in Ann Arbor and the AD should be fired, period.

– Lake

Disgrace: Harvard Law Grad ‘stars’ on I Love NY 2

October 18, 2007

UPDATE: PUNK Gets Engaged To Jennifer Hudson?  CHECK OUT the story HERE.

LOL… Dude, I can’t tell what’s more disgraceful, the fact that this fool David “Punk” Otunga has chosen to place himself among the ranks of random freaks, crack heads and scalawags on I Love New York 2 (which all by itself is INSANE) or this cat’s general appearance (starting with that absurd hairpiece he’s rocking atop his roided out body)!


Dude, are you fucking serious? I mean, is this cat truly serious? Not only has this cat set his people (whoever they are) back about 163 years, but he’s basically single-handily shated on higher education, pissed on the law, and completely invalidated each and every single academic degree ever conferred upon any person from Harvard University (and yes that does include the school of Education…lol). I mean, I thought Ted Kaczyski was a muthafucka and Harvard’s worst nightmare, but when you put that fool next to a dude named “Punk” from I Love New York 2, suddenly the Unabomber doesn’t look all that bad.


He’s actually kinda pimpin in those stunna shades and that tight hoody. Who knew, maybe he’s a smooth dude–


Uh, no, no… this fool looks about as wild as he was crazy. A true blemish on the Real HU’s record. I mean this cat is looking like Wolverine’s bullshit drunk uncle with some rusted claws and zero rejuvenating powers.

But yes, I submit to you that what David Punk is doing is definitely worse than what this broke ass Wolverine ever did. I mean, look at the company this fool is keeping. Did you ever catch Kaczynski kicking it with Midget Mac?


And look at New York herself, looking like a broke ass pornographic muppet.. Mang, why am I watching this show?


I don’t know. I guess it is entertaining in that train wreck kind of way. They just need to go ahead and bring Chance back though, because these cats just don’t have enough charisma to keep the show going.


Least of all this cat..


(Is this cat serious? I haven’t seen that look since Daryl from Soul Glo flashed it right after he applied activator to his mustache)

What a super clown to end all clowns. I mean, let’s just say this cat legitimately wants to get into acting, this is how you break into the biz? As some side show for a chick that was Flavor Flav’s third ho? That’s how you break into the biz, huh? Like in 10 years someone will be reading off your profile at the Oscars saying, “he got his start on I Love NY 2 as one of the many man-hoes who didn’t get picked for love”…..Haaa, I can’t say it and since his race is unconfirmed, I’ll just do it my way, non-NILLA PLEEZ!! Seek help.


– Lake