Posts Tagged ‘taser’

Video Taser: Best. Invention. Ever.

June 19, 2008

Police officers have a new weapon in the fight against crime.  Now you know Us Versus Them loves the taser…and the only thing we love more than the taser is the taser video.  Let’s get one in right quick.

Man, that just never gets old.  Even added a little “To Catch a Predator” in on that one too.  Great.  Up until now the worst thing about hearing about a taser incident is not having a video of said tasing.  Until now.

The newest version of the X26 Taser has a built in video camera.  That’s right.  When the taser is armed the camera starts rolling.  That means that every taser incident will be accompanied with a full on taser video.  This is like Kim Kardashian walking around with a camera on her belt.  You will always get the footage you want.

The only better thing would be for these things to upload directly to youtube.  Can’t wait to see the first couple of videos coming out of this. Can you imagine the “don’t tase me bro” video from the tasers perspective?

-Brock

Tasers. They’re Always Shocking.

November 8, 2007

As we’ve already covered in a previous post, tasers are always fertile ground for commentary here at UvT. The Don’t Tase Me Bro dude got off, but not before he was immortalized in t-shirt, game, and MC Hammer Remix video form.

So we did a little research and there is plenty of fun with tasers out there on the web. Let’s start here.

Who knew that a electric shock made your face go all Popeye? How did those cats find a chick to go Jackass with them? I mean that babe stuck her nipple in a taser. Who does that?

Here’s another good one.

Not only does this cat pull a hot backflip when he gets hit with the taser, but that big female cop rocking the white socks takes a hell of a face plant on her approach.

Yeah, tasers sound like a great idea. I’m sure they make a great self defense mechanism if you catch a cat off guard and break out immediately after. Well here is how they do cats in my hometown of Atlanta.

Player. Taser instructions are as follows. 1. Tase. 2. Run. How are you still around to get shot five times homey? First of all you can’t tase a cat once he is already up in your ride. You’ve missed your window at that point. It’s like those chicks that “renew their virginity”…there’s nothing you can do, you’re already fucked. Second, where the hell are you gonna go? He’s already got your car at that point.

Next time, don’t bring a knife to a gunfight homey. Get yourself one of these:

-Brock