Posts Tagged ‘side boob’

The J Game is a Cruel, Cruel Game

September 11, 2008

Lindsay Lohan was lovely and Lake was loving it just two days ago.  Then we got hit with her skinny girlfriend Sam.  Now there are marriage rumors, and we get this pic off the wire.

Look, I’m usually a fan of side boob, under boob, hell almost any kind of boob, but Lindsay needs to start strapping up if she wants to preserve what the goot lawd hath-a blessed her with.  Maybe it is a bad angle, but that J is fighting against gravity with all it’s got right there.  We’ll keep a close watch on continuing developments.

In other J news.

Dammit Jessica.  You know better than that.  Microphone just a nestled all up in there.  Now I know why Tony Romo is always smiling.

This J game is dirty, so dirty.

-Brock

Have You Seen These?

February 22, 2008

I know the woman just had a child, but Xtina Aguilera is really killing cats right now. With normal chicks, I’d say this heat was unintentional, but Ms. Dirty knows exactly what she’s doing.

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I mean this J game is stupid right now. Do you see the unintentional side boob she’s working with? I mean this picture should always be shown whenever someone utters the words “you can’t stop ’em, you can only hope to contain ’em.”

Jesus.

-Brock

=====================UPDATE===================

With all due respect and yes, I have seen those ridiculous J’s and just wondered “where the fuck is bay bay?” (and if you didn’t get that, you weren’t meant to get it, so F U, ha!), but let’s keep it real here. Xtina has been on the silicone HGH for years. She’s alright but she’s not real. And a house built on a saline foundation, cannot stand united…or something like that. Hey, them titties is fake and I don’t care if Mother Nature threw some full E’s on it, ‘cuz we all know that Dr. 90210 had been put some Double D’s on it.

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You know who I feel bad for: The children. After all, can you even fathom the complications associated with some titties full of milk and silicone? Talk about a fucked up cocktail. If the J’s leak into women’s bodies, who’s to say they won’t leak up into the baby’s drank? Horrible.

– Lake