Posts Tagged ‘Rumer Willis’

This is what Rumer Willis should look like

December 6, 2007

Honestly, when your parents are Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, this is exactly what you should look like.

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I mean, you don’t have to be better, but at least you should be a younger version of your mom.

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Let me get that front view again.

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Very nice. What you should not look like is this:

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Or this:

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Damn, look it aint her fault. Rumer just doesn’t have the Hollywood looks. She’s got something better though, that Hollywood money. Dude, all I’m saying is why do you want to act? Why are you always trying to be photographed? Why be on the scene? YOu aren’t Lindsay, you aren’t Paris, hell, you’re not even Britney. You should just be BEHIND the camera and chill out. Either that or you just suck it up and go get at that plastic surgery. Clearly that day is coming sooner than later, then you’ll look like this.

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Nice and true evidence that the throwback white chick still has a place in our hearts. Anyway, her name is Megan Fox and I like her. And no I don’t want to see her turn around and ruin it all because the probability of a negative arse is at about 86%. F*ck it, let’s get it.

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No comment. More later.

-Lake