Posts Tagged ‘Ranae Shrider sex tape’

More From Mini Me’s Hizzie

July 8, 2008

This has to be the most ridiculous “story” I’ve ever blogged about. I mean, just look at this picture below and tell me who is zooming who?

is it just me or does Mini look like he’s crying out for help here? Sheeit, the cat looks like he’s being held captive by those wild Colombian FARC mofo’s or something, only he’s being held so that he can provide this bottom feeding broad with an extra Cheddar biscuit at Red Lobster.

And no this cat doesn’t have anything to do with anything, but he just looks funny and best I can tell, he doesn’t get this whole Mini Me sex tape thing either… lol

Shit, you’d be crying out for help too if you had a low class hizzoe trying to stick you for your very limited and slow coming loot cakes. Jeez. And she kisses and tells too. Peep what she had to say about their “sex life.”

“So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big. On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size. I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.”

Ha, I’m not sure why these cats are so interested in this hizzoe and Verne “Mini Me” Troyer, but I think his face and that message say it best here. Don’t you? ha

Dude, doesn’t this broad have some shred of self respect?

Ok, bad question, but doesn’t she at least have a family that she’s accountable to? Like how does it come to this point. The point when you’re admitting that you’re banging out a extra small sized midget that can barely walk.

Go Blue? Jeez… Mini Me in that Michigan hat is so appropriate for those boys in blue up north…. Someone, anyone, help. Look on the bright side, at least Lloyd Carr is gone.

Exactly.

– Lake

Mini Me Sex Tape Partner Exposed!

June 30, 2008

I promised more on the Mini Me Sex Tape starring Verne “Mini Me” Troyer and Ho trying to get on in Hollywood by any means necessary.

Well, that ho has finally been identified. Meet Mini Me’s ex, 22-year-old aspiring model/actress Ranae Shrider.

LOL. Alright now Mini Me. I can’t hate on that….not at all. I mean, while that face “reminds me of my jeep” and not in a good way, that stomach is screaming “honey love”. I like it. Let me get angle two please:

Errr, my bad. The REAL angle two, dammit. I hate when that happens.

Haaa… Dude, is everyone else tickled pink like I am with this broad? I mean, MINI ME?! I know it’s hard for women to get that come up in the world today, but this babe had to resort to fucking Verne Troyer aka Mini Me? What, Emanuel Lewis wasn’t available?

I mean, what, Gary Coleman can’t have some?

I mean, dude… I gotta get out to LA. For real. If this is what it’s like and the dating scene, I should be wrapping up Halle Berry by mid July . I mean, sure, Ranae isn’t a hot babe, but it’s not like she aint hittable either. Come on now…. Cats have hit faaaaar worse. ha And even if you accept that she’s a low level, let’s say, D- chick in the land of plenty that is LA, imagine the kind of arse that’s available at higher levels. SHE’S FUCKING A NOTORIOUS MIDGET with a built in punchline for a name.

LOL. Apparently she finds it hilarious too. And she still “lives” with the cat. I guess “work” is real hard to come by out there. And now we can all just sit back and wait for the release of the tape, followed by her new reality show with Mini Me. I mean why not, right? Who knows what kind of freaky shit goes on in that household.

I mean, even the dog can’t believe this shit. Dogs, midgets, low budget hoes err models fucking Z list “stars” for rental space. I gotta get out to LA and fast.

Definitely my kind of place. Was it just me or did this chick get progressively worse looking as this post went on. Ha.

– Lake